DSP KOUFAX Poll (FIXED)

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by KOUFAX0000, Sep 11, 2015.

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Which Disability do I suffer from?

  1. Acrotomophilia

    7 vote(s)
    70.0%
  2. Autogynephilia

    6 vote(s)
    60.0%
  3. Coprophilia

    7 vote(s)
    70.0%
  4. Frotteurism

    6 vote(s)
    60.0%
  5. Klismaphilia

    6 vote(s)
    60.0%
  6. Mysophilia

    7 vote(s)
    70.0%
  7. Olfactophilia

    6 vote(s)
    60.0%
  8. Salirophilia

    6 vote(s)
    60.0%
  9. Teratophilia

    6 vote(s)
    60.0%
  10. Urolagnia

    7 vote(s)
    70.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    one step ahead of you
    great minds :retard:
     
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  2. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    much to my surprise, no common ip addresses
    i banned him but told him he could come back if he could behave differently
    he said all the right things, but we'll have to wait and see
     
  3. blazer5

    blazer5 DSP Legend

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    Interesting.. Donald Grape too?
     
  4. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    nope, definitely different ip's
     
  5. blazer5

    blazer5 DSP Legend

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    Wow. Savy little troll we have.
     
  6. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    paraphrasing star wars...
    - "If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally."
    - "Yes, he would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
    - "He will join us or die, my master."
     
  7. CapnTreee

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    Which Disability do I suffer from?
    1. Acrotomophilia - Love of amputees - Sick but believable
    2. Autogynephilia - Fantasizes about being a woman - completely believable, explains certain posts
    3. Coprophilia - Lover of feces - You've got lots of sick DSP buddies here
    4. Frotteurism - Lover of rubbing yourself against strangers - Yuck
    5. Klismaphilia - Lover of enemas - Double yuck though it too explains certain things
    6. Mysophilia - Abnormal interest in contacting filth - explains the DSP interests
    7. Olfactophilia - Lover of strong smells - Explains #3 & #6 above
    8. Salirophilia - Fetish of soiling the object of ones attention - Sigh
    9. Teratophilia - Lover of deformed people - again this fits into the DSP psyche
    10. Urolagnia - Lover of being pissed on. Not a surprise at this point.
    So I'm left to ponder that if ANY apply... the odds grow strong that ALL apply.

    Going with Codge on this one... All of the above.
     
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  8. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    tbh, frotteurism has promise
    of course it depends upon the quality of the subject
    and you definitely want to be the frotteurer, and not the frotteuree
    if you're not frotting, you're not trying...

    [​IMG]
     
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    jpldodgers DSP Legend Staff Member Moderator

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  11. KOUFAX0000

    KOUFAX0000 DSP Legend Damned

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  12. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Love of emoticons.
     
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    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Smilicophilia...Love of emoticons.
     
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    Gebbeth DSP Legend

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    Humanity is doomed. You know there has to be a significant amount of people to have these sick obsessions for the medical/psychiatric community to give it a name.

    And shame on you Koufax for having them all.

    :smh:
     
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  15. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    Actually, that might be some sort of achievement.
     
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    Gebbeth DSP Legend

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    Like hitting for the pervert cycle?
     
  17. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    With all those abnormalities, it might be the cycle plus the perfecto no-no in the same game.
     
  18. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    if so, it gives all new meaning to a can of corn [​IMG]
     
  19. jerrysback

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    I'll behave differently when people stop picking on me.
     
  20. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    geez dude, we've been through this already
    people pick on you because they know you can't take it
    and if you say outlandish things you should expect to get some less than cordial responses
    it's okay to defend yourself, but quite another to be a douche
     

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