2024 LDS/LCS/WS Thread

That's brilliant...

Tried rewatching that movie recently ... couldn't get through it. Tearjerker movies just don't play for me anymore.

 

I'm working all day Sat & Sun so I'll miss the sports. I'll monitor things here with y'all... here's how I'll know if LA is doing well ...

1) Irish will change posts to be LGBTQ+ freaky
2) Statman won't be second-guessing pitching decisions
3) FSU will not mention how walks haunt you

Conversely... I know LA is losing if ...

1) BZoo mentions Mookie & Ohtani contracts
2) Diablo posts that he's gonna walk his dogs now because why not
3) Rube writes a short post that makes sense

 

Also ... for the series, here's some PROP BETS ...

OVER/UNDERS
Scarecrow mentioned here - 9
Kaylor mentioned here - 5
Ferris last time in Dodger uni mentioned here - 3

Dodger starters go 5 innings - 1.5
Shohei XBH - 4
Kiké acting homo on camera- 2
Dodgers GIDP - 3
Padres GIDP - 4 (SD grounded into 144 thus season, 2nd in mlb)
Tatis HRs - 2.5
Machado acts like a fuckmook on camera- 3
Roberts dumb looks - 16
Roberts ass pats - 31
Mariachi Joe makes cry-face - 1.5
M-Joe wild pitches - 2
Announcers mention LA fans arrive late/leave early- 10

And the big one (mostly for games in Bark Park) ...
BEAT LA chants audible on broadcast -79

 

Those don't grow in a few weeks. That's something the team should've spotted- and CK would've known was present- MONTHS ago.

What a pack of fools this team is.

That said... he'd just get lit up anyway.

 

And that's the thing, right fucking there. Champions make losers pay for every base, walk, and error the losers make.

The team that takes advantage wins. The End.

 

If Mookie does another disappearing act like last year, I'll mention more than his contract.
Nah.

 

You're a weathervane for old school Dodger fans. Let's face it, BZ... would Alston or Lasorda put up with this primadonna shit today?

Btw... Mookie is exceptional. But .251/.333./.710 split postseason is utter dogshit over 264 plate appearances. The guy has had his chances ... and he's gargled balls in that span.

 

Yeah, the kid is pretty damn sharp.
Just hope he can deal with the Blue Wave again.
Just listening to her makes my skin crawl. Sounds like she's gargling with Willie Brown's jizz.

 

No, they would not.put up with it. But, agonizingly, that's the way it is.
I definitely wont adapt, just like I won't adapt to Rube's suggestion we all adapt to the country when it becomes CA.
Fuck that.
But, what does an old man's non- adaptation and consternation with it all mean in the long run ?
Nothing.

 

Oh dem bases on balls.

F. Frisch aka The Fordham Flash

 

Hit the batter rather than walk him. Why not?

 

Cicci... la porta!

 

Counts with me. Just because these millennial mooks don't think we matter ...

Anyway ... i just hope my 1st grade boy wants to play baseball. It'll be a joy to see the little dude double in the gap.

 

I'm a "switch hitter" who likes to "swing away" with the "big stick" and "squeeze my man home" when necessary.

Mostly... I prefer "go the other way" and be the "big man in the clubhouse" ... and in the showers.

Wtf is a euphemism?

 

Alonso with the 3-run jack. Fucking clutch.