NEWS AND RUMORS THREAD

dear kenley,
there are guys like taylor, who had higher offers, but chose to stay in LA for less
and then guys like you, who actually publicly state they won’t give the dodgers a hometown discount
never mind the team’s prior willingness to convert you into a pitcher when, as a catcher, you couldn’t hit half your weight (and then whining and crying about it, before they helped transform you into an elite reliever)
and never mind how roberts and the front office stood by you as you blew save after save — including three straight last year, resulting in you getting booed off the mound at dodger stadium
but then you recovered and pitched, arguably, as well as you ever had
which leads to an interesting point…
the best you’ve ever pitched, both times, was heading into free agency
i can certainly understand the incentive
but imagine if you had applied yourself your entire career
atlanta was smart to offer year a one year deal
it will be interesting to see how you perform
you’ll probably be motivated and start off well, but will you be able to sustain it for an entire season
and, if you struggle, will the braves be as patient as roberts & co were?
probably not
you walked away from a cush’ job with a perennial WS contender because your desire to be THE guy trumps everything else
i realize this isn’t an equal scenario, but we got freddie from the braves and they got you
who do you think won that deal?
which teams’ fans do you think are happier about it?
i’ve only been to georgia once, on a brief layover, so i don’t have much personal knowledge of the state
but for your sake i hope they have a lot of am/pm’s to help your fat ass through this transition
because the mets and phillies are going to feast (no pun) whenever you come in
haste luego pinché payaso

 

that’s tough because he is irreplaceable as a setup man
who would take his spot? bazooka? victor?
idk

 

what a ckunt

 

lol
you can give a blackrobe as many degrees as he can print but you can never take the black robe off his back

remember that old joke about how nobody ever expects the spanish inquisition?
that is because the blackrobes invented social justice and wokeism
and their programming turns men into emotional thinkers
instead of logical ones

when paul says somewhere to someone in some letter to some church that some people shouldnt be allowed to hold leadership offices he wasnt necessarily talking about women but also of emotionally minded men
the ones that jesus had warned about that wore cilice robes like the child sacrificing cannibal animal worshipping priests of catalhoyuk who would infiltrated the priestly caste of israel and everywhere else they could worm their advisors into the ears of kings and lords
thats enougn sunday school now back to the island boys...

island boys think emotionally first and foremost
everybody knows that
what they dont know is how they got that way
in the galley of jesuit priests who didnt know what else to do with their stolen booty
that is how

human trafficking was the second oldest business after the first business of priests siring little bastards with recovering prostitute nuns
then fucking the little bastards too and not wanting to see the little gayboys because it reminded the priests of their own sin
they keep the girls they molest because they are easy to make big money internally
this spice trade spans eastern europe through france and into spaign and out the ports o call of portugal
and of course back again to today from cuba to ukraine and anywhere in the world they can drop a school
jeez im back in sunday school again my bad
but fuck it its the right time of the season
its sweeps!

we got the white robed pope being played by a blackrobe for the first time in history
what a coincidence!
and a member of the thespian tribe is pretending hes a lacedaemon giving speeches against the barbarians from the east thinking hes king leo but looking more and more like the antichrist threatening jacob with nuclear destruction and calling him traitor and declaring the people of ukraine the true holocaust heirs as he pushes the governments of the world to unite behind him so he can lead us to glorious armageddon once and for all
another coincidence!

how's that for a hot take!
its not really that hot
this script been in development hell since before world war Zero
and hell is as cold a place as siberia
luckily im part polar bear

 

its daves fault

 

lol
fictitious means verboten
and frenetic means unchained
the rest of the story means beelzebub the lord of flies
because flies flock to the smell coming out of my mouth
flies love the shit that i be spewing
if i was beelzebub
but im not him

first bz says im a sage and now you comparing me to jesus just like he was called out as being full of shit
oh my... my ego is going planet size thanks to yall inflating my stock
i havent felt so good since... well i dont want to talk bout it but it was like four scars and 7 years ago.
my garden has been all but dead for a few seasons now
but theres still a few plants here and there
too bad for you im not beelzebub or else i would fly to your garden
as the lord of flies it would be the only way i could fertilize this task
if i was beelzebub
but im not him

i said it twice dont make me say it thrice!
or beetlejuice will reveal his final form