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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Plenty of fear and loathing...
     
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    a buddy of mine and i actually did drive to vegas in the 90s and tried to film ourselves since we thought we were pretty funny
    took my nephew who was pretty innocent to emulate the hitchhiker and some guns but we were both completely sober at the time
    like attending AA sober
    pulled over in the middle of the desert past zzyzx somewhere in the middle of the night and fired off our .357's
    drove a rented caddy and while i was doing 90 down the 15 i threw it in cruise and he climbed into the drivers seat while i tilted back and slipped into the back
    thought my nephew was going to die of a heart attack shrieking NO NO WTF NOOOOO!
    couldn't film anything in vegas which we should have anticipated but it didn't matter since we had plenty of fun talking to drunken patrons in casinos and streets
    that and the fact that we weren't actually that funny when we watched the footage we had and the nephew refused to film things like the driver's switch lol
    nephew ending up finally joining in the fun on the way home and flashed his bare ass out the window at some girls
    he was a big kid back then and his ass filled up the window
    the looks on those girls faces right before they burst into hysterical laughter was unforgettable as well as the smell from his ass that enveloped the car
    it ended abruptly as our laughter turned to OH FUCK when i looked up and saw a slow car coming up fast and was fortunate to be able to make a high speed exit off the highway
    pulled over and continued laughing for a bit and collecting ourselves
    swore the kid to secrecy and don't know if we ever spoke to him about what happened that trip
    lost him on the strip at one point and found him in tears near the golden nugget and pretty sure he must bear some scars
    we hadn't ditched him but we were in pursuit of some hooker we had been chatting up and forgot about him
    thought filming her strip and shooting her w squirt guns in the room sounded like a winner but couldn't close the deal
    or was that a different trip?
     
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  3. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Podcast please.
    I'm tired of reading and writing.
    But I want these stories.
    Tired of celebrity and poser stories.
    They ape culture so badly they show their lack.
    Do it!
    Then I'll share the stories of when I used to go to TJ with Tony the preachers son drug dealer to score and take my nephews along foe the ride so they could see pussy on the racks.
     
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  4. LAdiablo

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    think i've told a bunch of my TJ, CR, CO stories here and always worry i repeat them lol
    seriously wonder how i lived this long sometimes
    let's hear those TJ stories and i might even break out "bueno white boy"
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I know for sure I'm repeating stories by now.
    Save it for the mic mike.
    You would be a great host.
     
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    my voice sounds pretty weird idts lol
     
  7. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Haha I know you sound like a harmless white guy with lots of sun surf and good ol boy sin in his voice.
    Not like a white guy trying to sound like someone from a lower socal culture.
    That is kinda rare out there now.
     
  8. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    Nobody needs to know my name until the results are so overwhelming nothing can be denied (a long way to go, I'm at step 2 of an ultra-marathon)
    Until then, I work
    Cool isn't the word I would use to describe the Rogue Echo, a ton of curse words would be more suiting
    Necessary is the best one word description though
    Lord willing I have enough time on this earth, I will be the guy people read about
    Written by others, not myself.

    I am going to win.
     
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  9. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    I quit the weed several months ago, it made me too content with mediocrity. Made it easier to live with the voice in my head when I wouldn't put in the work. Fuck that, I need that fucker to scream at me relentlessly when I "give myself a break."

    I suspect we are vastly different people that have lead vastly different lives but I could learn a whole lot from you
    3 businesses under your belt, that is fucking cool man
     
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  10. LAdiablo

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    that's just the legal ones i had inventory from lol
    only advice i can give you is keep your head down and fly under the radar
    oh and don't sell anything you have to pay sales tax on cause they'll find a way to fuck you especially in this state
     
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  11. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    The devil ain't just the devil cus he's experienced. The devil works hard from dusk till dawn.
     
  12. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Are you a fat boy?
    I suggest dancing and singing.
    Tones the diaphragm and keeps the vagus nerve from going vague and vagabond.
    Also playing guitar gives you a great forearm workout and manual dexterity.
    All without putting too much stress on your hips.

    When Diablo becomes the new Johnny Carson I hope he brings you on to do a motivational speaking special.
    I'm sure you could turn it up for a good 10 minute set bringing the hype.
     
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  13. BigDaddyKaine

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    Used to be, morbidly
    now I'm just kind of lol
    less than 2/3rds the mass I used to be
    but no matter where I am on the scale, the fat man still has a constant presence
    A few years ago I was down to 207 lbs. (6'1''), had a resting heart rate of 42 and all I could see was that weak 353 lb. coward
    it is something that will never leave me
    has its good and bad

    I sing when I'm on my bike, build lung capacity
    specifically, Betchua Freestyle by Drakeo - LMFAO
    two playthroughs of that song gets me to 5 miles
    then 1/3rd - 1/2 of Middle Child by J. Cole gets me to 6 miles
    After that, I do 12 rounds of 15 secs on (80-85% max effort) & 45 secs off
    In total it's about 27 mins of work & 330+ cals
    got 15 rounds in of 15/45 today after the 6 miles (30:41 of work, 369 calories, 11.81 miles)
    I've wanted an air assault/rogue echo or concept2 row machine since my crossfit days
    I'm very much an introvert; tbh after reading The Big Short, part of me wonders if I have some level of Asperger's
    the bike allows me to get work in and not have to venture outside
    plus I love the versatility of it, can work at a steady rate and do intervals at varying levels of effort (I love the feeling of damn near throwing up when doing intervals of 100%, it lets me know I'm working)

    The bike (fitness) is a necessity for me because I have to be my best, I cannot not be
    I cannot be the best if I don't improve everywhere
    I am finding that having the discipline to read & hit the bike makes my food choices easier to regulate too
    it all plays a part
    the more consistent I am in one area translates over to another then another
     
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    Oh you definitely fucking nuts but we still love you man.
    Eat nuts. Sunflower seeds. Manganese.
    Crack a walnut if you feel you cracking up.
    I used to weigh 330 plus.
    Thanks to Diablos lechuga I've been able to keep my hormones under control and have dropped 30 lbs without doing much but playing with my dog.

    Chemical rich food and pesticides fuck with your endocrine system.
    Endocrine system regulates you.
    Keeps you a regular wild and crazy guy.
    Do you take medication because that will fuck that up too.
    And then you will feel all weird all the time and bloat like a women on pms.
    Which is the next big conspiracy.
    They trying to make you think you a girl.
    You don't got no assburgers man.
    You probably an ass.
    You know, an ace.
    A maker.
    Like one of thr aesir.
    Children of the asp.
    Snake bitten from birth.
    With anti venom in your veins.
    Come to the mountain and kill a snake.
    Get some payback on that bitch.
    Then make you a nice belt.
     
  15. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    I got a puppy; 7 weeks old
    She's a shitzu/poodle mix
    A shiddle
    The whiniest little thing, she has to be by my side or cries non-stop
     
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    True love ( especially in it's infancy) is often difficult...but as time passes, every whine and annoyance you are experiencing now, will be something that will turn to elegant camaraderie and an unbreakable bond.. You'll see.
    Best of luck.
    Seven weeks is super young.
    That mix will give you very intelligent companion. Eventually, she will teach you many things about life...and your heart will soar like a hawk.
     
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    She is learning how to manipulate you.
    All children are born with that original sin.
     
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    yeah that pup is still missing mommy and his flat mates
    don't have much experience w small dogs but he'll find his spot
    after he chews up stuff and pisses and poops everywhere most likely
    never a need to yell though because that only makes them respond in fear and that's no good
    you can get them to respond and behave how you want w grunts and noises
    just remember you have the two things they want most
    food and affection
     
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    That is great advice.
    Barking is yelling.
     
  20. BigDaddyKaine

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    Clocked out for lunch around 11:30
    played with the dog for about 10 mins
    cleaned up her fenced up area (change pee pads, washed bowls and mat)
    she pissed on the carpet in two different spots in that time lol
    gave her food
    she's been knocked out ever since in her area
    by far the longest time she's been okay in her area
    she keeps switching from sleeping on the floor to her bed and vice versa but not a peep
     
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