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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    No that's silly.
    Bacon is people.
    Pork products.
    You know how the sausage is made.
    Want the straight salami.
    Or you wanna stick with your bologna.

    When there are more dead than grave diggers due to natural disaster or war or plague. When the dead don't want to ever be found, when a body needs to disappear... Local pig farms.
    Pigs eat up anything they are served.
    Even long pig.
    In the world of manbearpigs cannibalism is just the circle of life.
     
  2. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    My favourite: soylent green.
    DDee licious!
     
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  3. jpldodgers

    jpldodgers DSP Legend Staff Member Moderator

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    The Queen lived 96 years and never saw the Padres or Chargers win a championship.
     
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  4. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    Any naked pictures of the queen?
     
  5. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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  6. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Beer. How I love you. But these. Gtfooh ...
    This list is brutal so I'll save you the read....
    https://www.eatthis.com/light-beers-lowest-quality-ingredients/

    1 Natty Lite (who's surprised)
    2 Milwaukee's Best Light (d'fuk?)
    3 Bud Light Chelada Clamato (kill me if you see me drink this shit)
    4 Miller 64 (never heard of it
    5 Keystone Light (@fsudog21 keeps this on hand for parties)
    6 Busch Light (@rube hates bush- just saying)
    7 Bud Light Lime (not even @irish is gay enough to drink this)
    8 Old Milwaukee Light (Wisconsin gets THREE on the list - fuck off, Bud Selig!)

    Honorable mention goes to the now defunct LA microbrew of my childhood.... BREW 102. What sludge it was.
     
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  7. LAdiablo

    LAdiablo descarado

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    think i might have had a brew 102 back in the day but i don't recall
    hated all things bud so i don't think i've tasted the rest
    looks like the kind of stuff that you open the ice chest lid, look around, and go straight that night or head for the store
     
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  8. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    wait
    no hamms or burgie?
    sacrilege
     
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  9. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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  10. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Those were shit, too. But this is a light beer list.

    I'd say Lucky Lager may be the shittiest beer ever. But when I was broke, 18 bottles for $5.99 was too good to pass up.
     
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  11. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    Funny you associate me with Keystone Light. My oldest sister and her husband, renowned tight asses, drank that all the time. They knew no one else would drink so they wouldn't have to share with anyone.

    Olympia was my beer of choice in college. No one would fuck with my beer until late in the evening when all the other beer was gone. By then they were plowed and didn't think Oly tasted half bad.
     
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  12. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    I remember when Lucky bottles had riddles in the caps.
     
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  13. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Oly... The Dodger sponsor when I was a kid. My Uncle Garrison drank ANYTHING & EVERYTHING but even he drew the line at Oly. But then he drank Schlitz by choice. Holy shit ....
     
  14. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Yeah. Rebuses were the one benefit of that stuff.

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  15. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    it’s the water…
     
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  16. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    in that case…
     
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  17. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    oh, and…

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  18. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    Old friend of my father's knew I was an Oly drinker, so he asks me "did you hear they quit making Oly?" Then he follows up with "they had to. The Budweiser Clydesdales died."
     
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  19. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    Dodgers served whatever swill would sponsor them.
     
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  20. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    Speaking of bad beers from the past, my uncle used to buy Brown Derby for about $4 a case at our local Safeway. That was nasty, nasty shit.
     
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