Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.
Happy Native American Day, you white eyes!
Going to Louisville to see Adam Carolla tonight (with my elderly gentleman friend .... yeah, @irish - don't be jealous, beeatch)
Anyway ... here's to podcasting & people who can afford to tell Washington DC, the MSM, and Hollywood to go fuck themselves. I wish I had a gig like that.
If you want to listen to a great podcast, seriously ... Carolla is bitchen.
See you manwhores manana.
have fun bkitch
going to check it out
was misreading it as Reservoir dogs last time you posted about it lol
would be nice to find something worth watching
always enjoy listening to Adam, have fun, and please report back
none of these tours ever get to LA or really even close to CA
You should try a couple of his books, especially this one. Laugh out loud funny and spot on.
I brought both Not Taco Bell Material & In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks to the show. Unfortunately Adam didn't come out afterwards to have a drink & sign books. That has always been his modus operandi. But not last night. He was extremely funny but I could tell he was very tired and might even be coming down with something.
Adam is great and I've been following him for a long time. I figured I'd bring the books and see what happened, but more than anything, I was curious if he had refined his stand-up act. The answer is he absolutely has. He is night and day better than he was 5-10 years ago. But he also resorts a lot more to bits and routines that he's regurgitated over the last decade. That's fine because that is the meat and potatoes of comedy. Has someone who dabbled in trying to write it 30 years ago with a comedian who is still working the circuit, it's about the grind and working the stage and working on your act.
I highly recommend the guy because he isn't towing the woke nonsense around like an anchor. Likewise the two openers echoed much of his mindset, so he clearly gives other people a shot that are in the same mindset of free speech as he is.
The MC opener was ok but nothing special ... but holy hell, the showcase comic was nails. His name is Trixx. Highly recommend... guy killed the room. Really funny.
Anyway ... Carolla was worth the trip. See him if you're able.
But I'm getting too old for this shit in general. $15 for a sweet, shitty old fashion made with 80 proof bourbon? GTFOOH ... Make it with bonded bourbon and back off on the sugar, man. But that's in part because the 'bartenders' are smoking hot 22 yr-old girls, not real bartenders. Horny idiots think her looks make her a bartender. Uh... no. Just because she can such chrome off a trailer hitch doesn't mean she can craft a cocktail.
That's why I drink 'em straight up or rocks.
if you're too old you're supposed to know to get a buzz on prior and drink a water mate
those 22 yr olds pay the bills
Oh ... I came in buzzed. I just ordered an old-fashioned since my friend wanted one. After that, I drank bonded Evan rocks. He stuck to Yuengling.
Yeah ... they pay the bills but the art of bartending is fucked forever ...
Call me shallow. Or a perv. Or out-of-touch with the times. Or a transphobe. I won't deny it.
When I look at cheerleaders, it's for one reason. Because watching hot women smile and dance causes endorphins to release dopamine into my brain, which puts me in a good mood. That's it.
Side story before I get to my main point. As you all are probably sick of hearing me say, the current NBA has lost me for many reasons. As it became more and more woke, my interest waned further and further. Towards the end, one of the last reasons I would attend Sacramento Kings games (which are local to me) was because a buddy has floor seats, and I'd get to watch the lovely ladies do their thing just mere feet away from me. It was splendid.
But suddenly, the Kings went all woke and decided to do away with the cheerleaders and replace them with a dance team - and let me tell you, the half that weren't men might as well have been, because there was nothing hot about them. Not exaggerating... one woman dancer was pushing 200 and had a bald spot on her dome. I had to either leave my seat or just study my phone when they were on.
So now, bringing it back to the NFL, we have this... https://www.elle.com/culture/a45084...stine-lindsay/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us
I'm sorry... I just can't.
so fucken sick and tired of the left, er, woke shoving this shit down everyone’s throats
i have no prob with homos, trannies, whatever
but it should be up to me what i want to watch
all the groups and their woke lemming supporters seem to be forgetting one thing, the most important thing imo
they’re (unintentional pronoun use) the ones who are the exceptions, the ones who have chosen to be different
be content that you’re accepted and quit fucken expecting/insisting that the rest of society bend over (no homo) backwards to make you feel comfortable
Don't forget we're all God's children...........Giant fans being the exception.
Or as Fr Brennan, my priest from St Frances Cabrini used to say, "all His children, yes, but some need more beating than others..."
said goodbye to my crazy sweet Greek sister in law this morning
had a personality as big as the room and most of my family had no idea what to do with her
was a devout liberal most of her life and over the last 8 years became an extreme conservative
that drove my uber lib brother insane which was some serious comedy
woman gave the best hugs and was as genuine of a nut as you'd ever meet...that laugh!
cancer literally sucked the life out of her body and her bones in pretty short order
My condolences, brother ... fuck cancer indeed.
I hope she's drinking ouzo in Heaven right now.
Happy Indigenous Persons Day whiteman!
Getting my tribal brothers together for a snake- killing drum circle...
Hoka- hey !
Guess I'm not up to speed on DC comics, but Superman has a son now named John who's bisexual ??
No, he actually doesn't.
But because eleven guys who gargle balls in America might eventually purchase one overpriced graphic novel .... Some asshole at DC made that choice.
Fact - since comics went woke, sales have plunged. Since the late 90s, and especially since 2013 ... Americans buy fewer comic books than EVER.
You aren't missing anything. Superman sucked (pun intended) since the Kingdom Come arc of the early 90s.
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