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  1. F!nski

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    F!nski, Mar 23, 2026
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  2. rube

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    ive been paying attention to the sky this past week
    the sun has been doing one of its crazy coronal fart things
    i know my electro magnetic field has been affected
    my chickens disappeared in the middle of the night the night before last
    no blood no feathers no nothing in the yard to show that my chickens were attacked
    they just went poof in the middle of the night
    while the rooster was fine
    and the rooster didnt go crazy or anything to alert of intruders
    so what happened to my chickens?
    where did they go
    in the past ive had new chickens try to go into the neighbors
    but thats just when they new but these had been here for a bit
    and its easy to find them and see them walking around the block
    plus when ive lost chickens to animals there is always remnants to find
    but there is no clues and no nothing

    poor roster though, he all alone in the yard now
    just wants to be right next to my door and crow all day
    poor rooster doesnt know that im about to leave from here soon too
    and where im going i cant take him with me

    anyhow, lots of earthquakes in islands and volcano/earthquakes in the oceans lately
    energy is moving in the earth which could mean nothing or could mean something

    we been in a solar storm the past week, its now passed us but there could still be future repercussions from the event because the magnetic field took a big hit



    any of you with heart issues its important to keep your nerves steady by not letting yourself get riled up over any of the things happening in your life or in the world
     
    rube, Mar 24, 2026
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  3. BigDaddyKaine

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    Tiger rolled his car again
    Fully living up the stereotype
     
    BigDaddyKaine, Mar 27, 2026
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    Eldrick really ought to think about hiring himself a chauffeur.
     
    lastatman, Mar 27, 2026
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  5. F!nski

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    Unbelievable. Guy shouldn't have to drive a vehicle ever again with his $$$ ... dumb as a bag of hammers.
     
    F!nski, Mar 27, 2026
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  6. rube

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    rube, Mar 27, 2026
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  7. LAdiablo

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    [​IMG]
     
    LAdiablo, Mar 28, 2026
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  8. rube

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    just say no to alcohol kids
    there is no amount of money, women, attention or material things in life that can help a drunk
    fortunately for the drunk the system is set up for him to fail upwards so that the drinking model looks profitable to the kids
     
    rube, Mar 28, 2026
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    babylon bee is saying the black half of Tiger was tased after the Asian half crashed the car

    [​IMG]
     
    LAdiablo, Mar 28, 2026
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    Went to an antique/collectable co-op today and saw a Funko Pop ( I'm figuring everybody who has kids knows what they are...if not, they are the plastic figures with the giant square heads that are everywhere) of Hillary fucking Clinton ! The.most frightening one yet. Wearing a pantsuit of course. The finny thing was the price - $35!, and they painted bags under her eyes.
    I liked that part.
     
    Bluezoo, Mar 28, 2026
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    but its all gonna turn out to be a certain percentage all white in the end
     
    rube, Mar 28, 2026
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    Baby Rodney.

     
    fsudog21, Mar 29, 2026
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    this one?
    going for less than $20 on ebay
    [​IMG]
     
    LAdiablo, Mar 29, 2026
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    Yeah. That's it.
    What a waste of plastic.
    But I still think the painted on eye bags are hilarious...
     
    Bluezoo, Mar 30, 2026
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    rube, Mar 30, 2026
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    F!nski, Apr 1, 2026
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    irish, Apr 1, 2026
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    rube, Apr 1, 2026
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    so on this Easter i saw God
    she came in the form of a seven year old girl in a Vallarta being told she needed to put back the chicharrones by mom
    gf engaged her and then she began to tell us of the things she loved and her family and how i was nice like her father
    little chatterbox was riffing and everyone in the lines of either side of us were enjoying her
    and then she said her father hit her...and her gaze was direct in my eyes
    she said it in a way that you would have missed it if you weren't listening closely
    her name was Emelia and i said my daughter was Amali and she was getting married in May
    the banter was all of 3 minutes and as their transaction was ending in front of us she asked if i would like to hug her
    i not only wanted to hug her i wanted to take her home to a safe place where she was loved and appreciated for the amazing child she is
    i said of course i would if its ok w mom and that little girl squeezed me so tight i nearly lost it
    walked out into the parking lot sort of stunned and heard her little voice shout good night and caught her w a wave and called out "love you"
    wished there was something more i could do or say but of course there wasn't
    hope she gets all the wishes and dreams she spoke of in that couple of minutes
    life is a trip isn't it?
     
    LAdiablo, Apr 4, 2026
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  20. F!nski

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    Wow, Devil. I'm gobsmacked reading this. Touching and sincere and powerful.
     
    F!nski, Apr 4, 2026
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