OFFSEASON OFF-TOPIC Thread

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oABYuYj2UYQ

You think the lobster knows its gonna get cooked when it finally gets to have its own private jacuzzi?
Do you think Trump is getting more and more orange by the day?
Pretty soon he gonna be redder than the lobsters tail.

Well they sure did pick the right rock lobster.
If anyone has experience managing bankruptcies and shellfish companies its CEO Trump.

Have you seen his favorite dance move?
Its called the "Pump n Dump".

At this rate im not sure if Trump has lost more US military equipment in the Middle East than Biden did when he cut and run outta Afghanistan.

When you playing for reals you just cant bluff your way through things.
Eventually you will give off a tell. Even if you bluff every hand.
Once you are found out there is nothing you can do from then on.
In this thing you gotta know when to hold and when to fold.

And not take it personal upon yourself.

Now back to Red Lobster.
We running out of C-130s so maybe its time to run out the old B-52s.
And i just wanted to make another lobster joke.
But the enlistment age is 42 now.
And that little guy under a halfshell Ben Shapiro is also 42 now.
He talks like if hes works for Thai Foods and really needs to move his little shrimps.
And its up to us, the Red Lobster franchisees to make Americans love to nibble on his little soft rubbery mercury filled wormwood infested pinko shrimps so they get addicted to Thai Foods overpriced shitty left behind substandard product.

Now that is how you rapture the hard working spirit and soul of a nation.
The little breadcakes are overrated too.

 

hit your green vein shrimp?
or do you wish a deveining?
will even shuck your shell
and cook you this evening

 

watching the return of ArtemisII from space it really seems a shame its not a bigger story being celebrated for the achievement it is
only 5 decades or so since we ventured out that way

 

Yeah... the feckin media continues to peddle pseudo news to us as if we're idiots.... which... maybe we are!

But they'll never cover any story that celebrates the nuclear family, American greatness, or true examples of human grace. They just slop the hawgs with poison & offal.

It was a great mission. I hope we do it again. And I'd really like to establish moon bases. Never could figure out why we never did that...

 

its like when you in a heated discussion with a woman and she will point at some random shit on the side of the road and say look over there and distract you from your train of thought so you lose your point because she knows that you have to pay attention to the road and cant always hold two logistical roads at crossroads in your mind for too long before your concentration breaks

whatever, its fine, shes your woman, its whatever.... wait, is this your woman though?
when its not your woman doing this and its some other random dudelookslikealady are you gonna say hmm????
or you gonna just keep driving to the motel?
a nut is a nut amiright?

nah... just because a squirrel is grounded doesnt mean hes a chipmunk

 

if you got tattoos and you not a gangster or a criminal or a biker or cosplaying as a jungle native or in the navy or some other branch of the military or its not some silly shit you get as a teenager then you might be a little bit faggy
and if your tattoos are about serious religious warrior philosophy... please dont kill yourself
but look at the example of lots of silly men with tattoos who grew up and became ashamed enough to go under the laser
now they can look at themselves in the mirror again and see a man

the longer you take to grow a conscience and grace enough to have shame....
it may be too late
im just kidding about the tattoos
thats just a personal preference
i have my own biases too
no one is perfect

but im not kidding about intentions and thoughts and meanings and symbols
that shit is fake and gay as the phoenix connection

what am i talking about
no one knows the time
no one knows the hour
except that apocalypto
can happen at any time
while you wait for 666
do read revelation 6:16
and rock and roll deux




remember folks whenever you are being had there is always a judas around whose job it is to put his arm around you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear to make you feel better
he says things like 'hey they got us buddy' 'well get them next time' 'they fooled me too i cant believe it buddy' 'i must be a big dummy but at least we big dummies together right buddy"... at some point you might start to realize that this guy might be being paid to be your buddy because hes good for business because he gets you drunk and gets you riled up and gets you to bet on red
even if he pretends to be true blue

yall ever been to vegas, the racetrack, a poker game at a bar, etc...?


anyway heres two completely unrelated songs that were playing in the background
enjoy!

 

Yeah, I sure do. What's not to like ??
Beautiful... with big round tits...what a woman.

 

And super powers, too.
"USA! USA!"
- --------Homer S.

 

This is Miss Carter & her daughter from late last year ...





She's aged & still looks outstanding ... maybe a bit of work but let's face it ... she's worlds better looking than the current Angels appear to be ....

Here's to good genes & aging well.

 

All these years, and I never realized she had a club foot !

 

yeah that awkward stance stood out for me as well

 

Yea, verily.
But now she's old and it sticks out like a sore ...uh...big toe.