DSP On the first day of the christmas the wise men gave to me...

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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Today i got to meet two of the wise old wzards of DSP.
    The bad guy I had already met before and he brought me a little bag of tricks like he is renowned to do.
    The green myrrh and the the frank incense.
    And the professor who got me drinking some fruit beer with grapefruit in it and then sweet talked me into a dark corner booth and making his move for the menu ordered a great meatball and mushroom pizza which we enjoyed while having deep and intimate verbal intercourse. Kieran is as talented with his mouth as I am with my fingers. His diction and multilingual dexterity is impeccable and it is obvious he has had professional grade training in diaphragmatic control. Thank you for for the great ride!

    When having a drink and staring at waitresses asses its good to have a devil one one shoulder and a saint on the other.
    I read it in a book.
    Maybe I saw it in a movie.
    Or on the cover of a rock and roll record.
    Tonights the night.
    We supposed to look up to the sky.
    After midnight.
    Thank you both for the good time.
    My ass still hurts.
    I was walking funny after I got off.
    I mean it was a long ride.
    And your leg gets stiff.
    Or your butt falls asleep.
    Luckily Finn is gentle driver.
     
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    Did he show you his shillelagh?

    <and yes......had to look that one up. That one didn't come up at the second grade Our Lady of Fatima (Artesia) spelling bee>
     
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    wish we had more time
    unbeknownst to both of you i was laughing w tears in my eyes both during our banter and driving past you in Kierans car w "baby on board" and you as the passenger
    won't lose that visual for quite some time
    sitting on the same side of the booth as you made me feel at home in the gayest sense of the word
    can only imagine the level of conversation between you two
    i would have been lost lol
     
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    i think that was the name of the pilsner we were drinking
     
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    This leprechaun was a tease.
    All charm, no shillelagh.
     
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    Yeah in the car our conversations would go kind of like how I write.
    Dissecting a topic or a theme or shit even a single word into a 20 minute dialogue on its truest meaning or history or blah.
    It's just two nerds waxing off without even getting to the big bang.
    Its probably how you and I would have a blast talking bout sex, drugs and the next big thing.

    I need to grow a beard and hair again because I have the round soft supple looks of the gerber baby.
     
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    Dude thanks for the ride.
    You were a great host and offered great color commentary.
    You have a jaw for radio.
    You could slay uncouth philistines by the thousands if you projectile that jaw into a podcast.
    Get them philistines learned so they change their cult and stop fucking wild asses in the ass.
    There are some bums on youtube that don't have the total package like you do.
    You even look like a professor.
    Profess!
     
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    when he was on FB he did them daily
     
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    :clap: why did you stop?
     
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    Yeah you should continue with them.
    Disaster reveal the flaws of a societal system.
    Every generation must know its own suffering.
    Only way to receive your corona halo.
     
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    maybe the Cure were the greatest band ever
     
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    What people dont know bout goths is that they are all history lore nerds who know we are at the dawning of the long awaited gothic messiah.
    Descendants aren't necessarily by blood relation but the kind of life in the blood.
    What animates the cartoon.
    Goths are telling a joke.
    The cure was a tribe of goths.
    A kindred of like-minded fans stoking the same flame.
    A tribal band of native indians from the fatherland.
    Bringing the good news in gothic cant.
    To those who can't cant.
     

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