Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by CapnTreee, Aug 12, 2016.
Nice to hear.
happy 99th to your mom bro
Yeah, it's real.
the more vaccines you take
the more "long term covid" effects you will have
i think so too
btw you're erased
What makes you think that?
your body has a new dna factory
except this new hardware has an updated bios from the original
and it comes preinstalled with microsoft autoupdate
it bypasses your own bodies natural antivirus immunity by opening ports in the firewall for antibody mining
look up the rdna stuff under kobayashi
damaged dna will die and be reborn with the new bios
it will no longer be reborn with the oem factory genetic bios code
instead your new dna will always be changing to create optimum immunity
as long as you take your recommended dose of miracle gro you will reap the benefits like your lawn always looking green and shiny and resistant to urine and drought and stops growing at 3 inches by genetic manipulation
but if you stop taking the dose then you leave your system exposed to mutants and variants that have risen up thanks to the unvaccinated
its actually not that complex but im not that smart so i told it to you my way because math is hard
count yourself lucky i didnt go long
but ill try to finish fast
you know why the oem bios is so great even tho its kinda vanilla boring compared to what we can do with science?
because the cool part about the oem bios is that when our environment, our drug abuse, our self destructive mind patterns, inbreeding, etc... fuck up and mutate our community genepool on the regular
that little self soft reset button that makes brand new dna with the same bios only a little slower weaker older and one day closer to death keeps us from becoming the monsters we want to try to become
and because we cant have nice things the hard reset gonna come
see yall on the flip side of ragnarok boys
unless you know someone who can run as a democrat to beat trump by out trumping what he did to the republicans
would you know of a cat with such stripes if you spotted him with a deaf leopard in the night?
ok that last one was just me yanking my american right to crank out fresh new puns like if i had recombinant graphene nanocarbon dna running through y veins!
btw if you want to get in on the ground floor of graphene all you need is lots of eucalyptus bark
some indian lab assistant just won the next nobel prize for him and his master by figuring out how to mass produce it for dirt cheap in your backyard without using solvents high pressures or temperatures
just a little cooking
but thats a story for another day
graphene is great for all kinds of stuff
it replaces most everything in the way that copper gave way to iron and then steel and finally to our current rubber age thats alll about plastics
plastics is just what all t-1000 type material is
flexible and re-shapable while remaining resilient and never losing integrity
unlike the rib tickler that is this ribosomal dna that likes to recombine itself with parts from whatever genetic material is floating around your system
kinda like getting accused of rape and the underwear having the semen of 13 other dudes too but you the one thats got the spotted dick and the bigger wallet so...
or what a factory of highly mutagenic dna that recombines all the time will react to a competitive eater that eats lots of animal dna from different species and pushes his body in one sitting making all sorts of antibody reactions that become the new normal when the dna is reset with these mutations as part of the ever mutating recombinant base code having slews of new allergies or food sensitivities arising just from this kind of behaviourthat you can buy pills to fix in the future
or kinda like if you were in a tragic sneezing accident and broke 5 of your ribs and your surgeon making repairs turns out to be dr mindbender and he wants to turn you into serpentor so he replaces 4 of the broken ribs with ribs from ruthless dudes from history with peculiar genetic min/max issues that made them extraordinary at somethings and huge assholes at others
but thats what analytic math dorks will get you
the type of people that could suck the fun out of sucking ass
whoa im really keeping this going longer than its been pleasurable for anyone of us
i will finish my rude ribbing this eve
i swear by the apple in my throat!
that even though today i leave
tomorrow i will come again
this time ribbed for your pleasure!
what do you know about erased
i'm white fucker
Let's go Brandon!
i was asking in earnest fucker!
i grew up in a cult where erasure was not just all the cool kids favorite band but also the prevailing doctrine that was instilled into us through threats that triggered existential fears
erasure being the real hellscape of torture that awaits
in our church for instance you the word erased meant to be rubbed off from the book of life and so you would have to be excommunicated from the rest of the group
including your own family because if you dont got a ticket nobody wants to have to chip in 10% to pay your way
since you werent gonna go to heaven and preferred to stay in suffragette city
and god didnt want you for a moonbeam anymore it is as if you are dead
a goth, a pale white man without natural shine who can only steal some from the moon when he gets high enough to feel its pull
i think we naturally loved the sith pop band erasure because of how subtly rebellious it was at the time to blast this gay music out the car
i cant checkmate you in whiteness because you are full bloodied and im a halfbreed mutt from a previous era of earthly genetic mutations
but check this out mate when i was a young cabin boy off on his first leave fresh off the boat i met the king of rock n roll and he was a white man named elvis and in his hips was the truth and the truth did not lie
i fell in love like any other seaman getting his frog legs wet in space
so i wanted to sea monkees and i became a daydream believer
this was all that was given to me though
i was a little monkee boy in liege to the great king of rock n roll
but the king of rock and roll was already a dying religion descending into syncophananticism
when i learned the truth about the monkees conspiracy i naturally rebelled
i started to seek for the source and found that white comes from black
all i had was records of old music and tapes of what was allowed in the house
rebellion was getting a little am transistor radio at the swapmeet
where i could listen to the angel of blue heaven
and the white devil of rock n roll!
the source of the truth in the hips that dont lie
the beatles and the british sea kings that the monkees aped are what came through
before that all i had was the king of rock and roll
but now i had pop pop pop music and felt its spirit in all sorts of other stuff
fast forward to 6th grade and im deep in debt to columbia house and bmg
a year later im mr jonesing around seedy record shops making connections with strange dudes with accents behind counters listening to music from the place where the monkees and the beatles were
yeah i was allowed the beatles of course but thats par for the course
i had found my first hobby of collecting music from from live shows or outtakes or studio versions with bandmates bantering or improvising lyrics
i didnt want the records in the shop, i wanted what the guy behind the counter influenced me to want
but not what he was selling but what he could get if i could pony up three times the cost
i was ripe fruit for that scam and i wanted the queen cd with all the good songs and the one in america was missing some songs i really wanted
and a new one was gonna come out in a year with the missing songs but i could get an import from london that had all the songs i thought i wanted
it would cost 3 times more but get here in a few weeks
and when it arrived i heard david bowie for the first time
i cant really remember what that song i really wanted was
probably fat bottomed girls or bicycle race or something like that
but like i said it is when i heard david bowie for the first time
and from then on it was down the rabbit hole
addicted to the sound of music that was an alternative to anything i heard on the radio
music that was different to what the other kids listened to
not because it was different but because it sounded better and it felt realer because there was no format to follow
everything was free game, i didnt have to belong to the music scene of the kids around me if i didnt want to and i didnt want to because of this one problem
i knew about david bowie and they didnt
i knew better than to think that their music was good
unless it was good
so if elvis is the king his true son and heir is that old scoundrel davey jones the lord of the seven seas
who get their mead of poetry from the same cup of broth of the sea foam aquamarine rime of rhye as all the other prophets of mercurial sciences that sparks the phoenix force which feeds upon the ashes of burnouts
thats why the apple doesnt fall down from the tree but it falls up into the stars where the gravity isnt so grave
so the son is unlike the father in every way as to mirror him in rebellion to himself proving to be the chip of the old block and not a carbon copy but a stone without a category that could be used to lynchpin the arch holding up the covenant bond between rock and roll and people nodding their head as one body in unison saying yeah in their heart and stomping their feet to raise the roof up in hell so they can hear us dancing above their ceiling and we can get their power up the soles of our feet and the souls of our faith because our faith only goes where our feet takes us.
you can lead a horse to water and even buy him a ticket
you can even shod him with new shoes
but you cant make him walk
unless you whip it
still don't know what i was waiting for and my time's running wild a million dead end streets and
every time i thought i'd got it made it seemed the taste was not so sweet
so i turned myself to face me but i never caught a glimpse
of how the other must see the faker
i'm much too fast to take that test
was never the same after i heard that
Kafka has nothing on a good rube rant
pretty soon now you're gunna get older....
when the white is brightest, burnished, gleaming and shining
it is because it is getting red faced like a siberian indian going towards the setting sun
leaving the one that compels all eyes to hang low and squint
look at the LA homeless industrial complex and this doesn't even begin to tap the amount of dollars being spent to "solve" a problem
even the street level guys get overtime to bump them to 60k a year plus benes
if this doesn't make you sick nothing will
dirtbags are a previously untapped resource
but you gotta get there before the bureaucracy drops a pyramid of to mine the resource dry
or at least be like levi in a rush and sell the pyramidians what they need to prospect for hidden gold
Are you saying the "Bumfights" guys had it right?
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