Thing is the real world is broken. This real world birthed Kardashian and Trump and our current reality telestial fuckery. Todays real life scale is for aggressive self styled empaths and the b-right narcs. Anyway you an old monkey and past the demo I'm going for if that's the real life. You don't even play magic anymore. I know wizards sucks and honestly a bunch of old monkeys could do better but that's an even better reason to play. To learn their current business model. And flip some table tops. Clean the slate. I kill a lot of snakes. Most people always try to tell me how to kill them. To bash them in the head. Face to face like a man. Sure dear. It's easier to chop off its tail and make it your pet. Mill it for its venom and skin it alive everytime its time to molt. To a snake torture is love. Then it's easy to chop off its head when you wish to make a belt and need a rattle for the new baby. Once you kill the snake you live off it in perpetuituity. Wizards of the coast are just men in robes. Waiting for the curtain to drop.