FEDIT POLITICS Thread

i heard all the stories growing up so obviously i wanted to join the hallowed decks and follow the seamans life
but after the anal probe couldnt go in all the way the navy said i wasnt gay enough and they threw me out
i was really proud that i enlisted
and you never hear me say the word proud
i hate that word
but i did feel better than others who didnt enlist
at least for a little bit
and then i hated that feeling

fuck it might as well make this one of my off topic rant threads about me since its been a few days
nah ill resist the urge to rant
besides all ive had is coffee today and my tooth is killing me so imma be a little acidic if i continue
but i dislike pride very much
ive felt how that fuel feels
there is no dirtier fuel than that
it will get you where you wanna go
for sure
but it is too toxic
like tradition too
one of the most toxic things
pride and tradition is prejudice and blindness

imo thats why i think people who have been in battle dont talk about it
they come back to a world where you are supposed to be proud of every little thing
where being proud is encouraged and seen as a good thing
self love is advertised as the medicine for all kinds of ills
but to someone who knows the truth of battle
or for someone who has seen what pride does firsthand
you kinda get embarrassed about the whole thing
less shame but still a kind of shyness
and its not just for one reason and not just about you
you are embarrassed for everyone else too
like a layman wanting to know what the priest saw inside the holy of holies
it would embarrass the priest to even mention things of the fanum to the profane fan
not because its embarrassing but because its special
like openly talking about how you fuck your wife to some dudes at work
but people can be proud of how hot their wives are and how well they fuck em too

man i shoulda deleted the rest of this post
maybe if i had more pride in my reputation
but I dislike pride very much
i had friends growing up all about chicano and brown pride
joined some groups about that kind of stuff that yall would probably be familiar
but i hated it and it made people angry that i thought it was stupid and counter productive to have chicano pride
i was the asshole

then i met black kids all about their black pride and it was not good for them
when white people do it everyone else hates it and they are right to hate it
white pride is retarded and only hurts white people but they cant see it
i know some of you have pride about your skin color or racial or ethnic or cultural traditions
that is the disease that the nazis had and the disease the jews had
pride and tradition gonna get everyone dead
i was the asshole

now we have gay pride
good job people of the pride
they using your own weapons of mass destruction against you
proud to be an american, proud to be a democracy, proud to be this or that
now we got people that wanna be proud of how and who and what they fuck
now you guys are the asshole
but imo the assholes are those addicted to pride
weed is a much better thing to be addicted to
i mean if you gonna be an addict to something make it weed
whats the most harm you can do addicted to weed?
rant on the internet about dumb shit when you run out?

ok sorry for triggering anyone today
but pride is a bitch thats gonna take this whole place down if we dont nip it in the bud
we made pride into the biggest weapon in the world and then we left it on the table for Gen Z to shoot each other in the face with

as parents most of us had were loud about how proud we were that we had bumper stickers in the back of our cars talking about how proud we were of our children for getting gold stars in school!
like look how awesome I am due to my obviously great genes being passed down to my child aka the reflection of my value to the world!
even taking pride in the regularly scheduled rote accomplishments of children in order to fuel your own ego?
i wonder sometimes that I only feel this way because I didnt have kids to be proud of
thats what people have said to me, that im a hater because i have no kids or no accomplishments to be proud of
if i had something to be proud of I would want everyone to know too they said
i would blast it from the back windows of my car
they say
but i dont think so
i dont even like putting any kind of signs on my cars
i dont even like labels or much graphics on my clothes
much less about my person
but enough about me and how proud i am that due to my great and unbound humbleness I have not succumbed to the bone chilling grip of pride

i was spurred by reading an argument between two jewish guys on quora this morning.
one was happy that saudi arabia changed its maps and social studies books to be pro israel and not palestine.
the other was unhappy because he feels this is happening only because they have a king in arabia
the happy one said that if arabia had democracy this would never happen since the majority of the people hate the jews
so we should be happy that Israel can have democracy thanks to the fact that the neighboring countries do not and instead have tyrants, lords and monarchs.
the unhappy guy was like how is that good, shouldnt we want democracy in the middle east?
the happy guy said yes, but only for us because you cannot negotiate with the mob but you can always negotiate with a tyrant.
by playing to their pride
the unhappy guy asks how is that good?
the happy guy says its not good, but it works for us.
and why israel can be the only democracy in the middle east
and why its important to celebrate and be proud for israel
because it is the only democracy in the middle east
and we are proud of democracy
because it is our tradition
and we are prideful of what is ours
which is not good when they take it from us
using it against us
then maybe we gonna listen to see why axl rose threw away his prime to give us chinese democracy

at least i stayed on topic!

 

What was the topic, the encyclopedia?

 

too easy

 

It wasnt called the World Book for nothing.

 

like a sheila in a paddies wagon you potato eatin whiskey drinkin cabbage head havin mirror arguin sunburnt ghost faced pepper lookin irish mick!

 

Thank you wise ancestor.
May the swallows beckon the call of your winds.
And your days be as long as their shadow.

 

ghost faces be the north bkitch
being under british rule will do that to you
swill drinking protestant car bombing ckunts
they’ve got bushmills (which is feckin piss), while we’ve got jamesons and tullamore
and guiness too
of course u2 is from dublin, so it’s kind of a wash

 

thanks for playing

 

come on rube, check the mail!

 

Is it too early in the Sunday afternoon but the joke is going over my head.
Help me out.
I dont even know where to look for the joke. Story of my life.
Is the joke that DSP is at the Stadium?
Is the joke Trump?
That i have no money?
That my mailbox is on a mountain that i dont live near anymore?
That its republicans....?
I donated to republicans before.
Bush would send me a big picture of himself asking for money but I never gave him a dime.
Ive only given to the cops and firemen funds but then just the firemen.
The firemen send you good trash bags made by blind people supposedly.
The cops only send me address labels to make it easier to send them envelopes with cash.
Wait is this a shooter joke?
I know the shooter donated to the democrats.
Aha!
Am i getting it in real time here.
If I send money to Trump it means if I can then be used as a patsy.
If tia Kamala gets shot i can be blamed as an extremist Trump supporter!
I could never do that to an indian lady.
I love curry too much to do that.