FEDIT POLITICS Thread

It was too fucking hot today.
Specially over my head.

 

I don't get a lot of shit these days either...could be because I'm 100 years old or some shit.
I'm still trying to figure out: if Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Mexican first name?

 

Hey everybody... forget voting. Apparently the Dems have declared Trump finished and Kamala is the new Obama.

So carry on and kill yourselves to save time for when Russia & China do it about six seconds after she's inaugurated.

 

Im half the man that you are.
And the reason Jesus had a Mexican first name even though he was a Jew was because he did Manuel labor which is an abomination to the Jews.

 

Three reasons Jesus was actually a Mexican...

1 his first name
2 always getting hassled by the authorities
3 left with a dozen friends on Friday & disappeared for a few days

Sounds pretty Mexican to me.

 

You forgot he was seen wearing a Valenzuela jersey at times...

 

And of course, hackers crashed the Musk-Trump sit down on X.

Keep lying, you fucks. Keep cheating. In the end, we shoot better & have more ammo.

 

hackers lol
the vibe elon is putting out is that of a scooby doo villain
we woulda gotten away with it if it wasnt for those meddling kids!!!
i bet what they call hacking is simply someone attempting to log on when they forgot their password

 

30 year old alcoholic white women have never been safer and more empowered to be themselves on blast
i think oj has done his job keeping the streets safe during his tenure as a vigilante antihero patrolling the nights
searching for the real killers

 

Nah ... it's 100% that the Left pulled some shit. On X, they'd been bragging about it all weekend. Of course they'd try to torpedo the event.

In the end, all they did was delay access for about 30 minutes. Otherwise, 1.3 million logged live a billion people downloaded it.

Fuck the Dems.

 

Wait till you hear about Mexican cinematic universe where the anti heroes first get together to battle the doyers to stop them from destroying Chavez Ravine. Mexicans always look at the bright side so losing the battle for Chavez Ravine actually meant winning the war for Dodgers Stadium.

 

So thats what they telling you.
Im sure he wont rest until he finds those hackers!

 

One way or another... Kamala will be the next POTUS...

1. She somehow gets elected & takes her oath next January...

Or

2. She succeeds Biden when he dies in office.

If #2, all I can't figure is if it serves the Dems best to have him die before the election or after.

I've been musing on this for months now, and I'm not joking. Biden won't be alive much longer anyway. If I'm wrong, fuck me. But I've got a sick feeling this is gonna happen.

 

Just warms the cockles of your heart to watch the snippets of the Taliban marking their third anniversary of being in power in Afghanistan with a parade using U.S. military vehicles ..millions of dollars worth of them...
Yup. Just makes your day.

 

My post would be too long.
Suffice it to say it involves Dave Roberts being sent to manage the middle east withdrawal.
Or at least the allusion to what managing the titanic 'withdrawal' must be like.
As i alway say... follow the rats.
The folks at the top are already gone.
The folks in the middle class have no clue and are awaiting information that never comes on what they should do.
Their brains being already sealed into the dualist heresy of manicheism that never left the church of their leaders.
The rats and the roaches are the only honest people left in such a situation.
You have better chance of trusting them with the life of the people that have looked up to you as an example.
The rats and the roaches will for sure share their crumbs of cheese and crackers.
Not the folks at the top, they will horde a persons weight in craft services rather than save a random soul.
But yeah, this post was gonna be more than 10 times as long.
And without a point sharpened at one easy to identify side.
Too bad in times like these all everyone cares about is sharp points and to what holy cow you are pointing the vaccine it at. Anything other than that and you fail to penetrate the sea sickness plague.
Nobody got time for a little cheese and crackers and a large tall glass of water when you in a boat and the tide is high.