FEDIT POLITICS Thread

I want to vote for a woman president and really hope to see one win during my lifetime. Thing is, she has to be best candidate on the ballot. Voting for a woman solely because she's a woman is very much the wrong approach.

 

as soon as i read your post i knew finksi was already loading a shotgun and getting ready for the chance to live his urban commando wet dream

well at least our kings and queens cast their votes at the local mini parliaments
putting their name to the actions and motions of the candidate of their choosing
emperors are the speakers of the king and queens like the speaker of the house of lords
the president of the worlds empire is the speaker of the noble classes entitled to a vote
the voting classes are like super heroes with great power and even greater responsibility
consciously and deliberately accepting responsibility for the actions of who they vote for
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OsOgEFpU_o0

 

play with your kids

 

I dont want to make jokes about someones kids, specially when their dad is a piece of shit.

Normally i play along with the jokes.
I always play along with the joke.
Its a joke. We amongst friends. Its all good and i love it.
Even if we dont really know each other we still all buy into that ideal.
None of you would make comments like these in anger. I know.
All of you are decent human beings. Hence why i welcome the jokes.
None of us are good but most of us are decent.
Except that one steaming pile of shit.

People can get mad and say all kinds of shit in anger.
But none of you would make a comment like that other than as a joke.
None of you would make a comment like that seriously. In anger. Like a woman.
All of you are men.
Well except the one bitch hiding behind his wifes skirt and using his kids as human shields.

I dont care how many shotguns you have and how well you train.
None of you would ever dream of doing something like that.
No amount of money or power or distance would ever be enough to make you lose your humaneness.
None of you would debase yourselves.
You say something like that to anyone and you are worse than a rabid dog that has no understanding of wrong from right.
And people love dogs, i got bit by a rabid dog a few times before I finally shot him in the head.
I didnt want to do it because he was brought to me sick and i got him healthy.
People always used to bring me dogs they would find abandoned in the desert or on the freeway or whatever.
I would heal them up and add them to my pack.
Only one dog that I had to shoot. I tried many times to do it but i could not bring myself to pull the trigger until I did.
But that was after he took chunks out of my arms and legs and multiple family members.
Love is hard, even towards a dog.
You dont want to take their life but sometimes when a dog cannot learn you have to take it to the woods unleash it and shoot it in the back of the neck as it walks away then drag it to a shallow grave you prepared earlier hoping the bears dont dig it up and leave an array of dog bones all over the meadow of wildflowers growing around it.

But just cuz a person still breathing dont mean they alive.
Even a piece of dog shit has a nice glow and steam coming out of it.
Its still nothing but a dead piece of steaming glowing shit.
Every dog has his day.
And when you spend so much time with your four feet on the ground sometimes you gotta step in some dog shit then rub out the stink on a grassy patch.
But im just a homeless vagrant bum.
Daily spending my time in the middle of the plaza.
Reading books from the library.

Its not my fault im well lettered.
I know all the letters and they all know me.
But if you really want to know what letter to mark me with.
If you want to get me with a federal offense.
You better call the IRS.
And find out im at your service.
Automatic for the people like rapid eye movement.
Like your own personal public servant.
Waking you up from the nightmare you sleeping through.
Because your dreams are the the thoughts of a dead man.
When all you got is death maybe you will meet your maker.

But folks been in the dark so long they gonna need shades.
Sun worshipers still thinking they can see the sun by looking at it.
All they catch is the glare before they fade to black.
Cuz when its crisis time they gonna hide behind boulders cowering and crying for salvation.
Saying 'but we were good people, we lived in the bright light'... naw son you lived in the glare.
Now its time for that fade.
And not everyone is built for the big barbarian in the skys barber chair.
Some giant apes just cant sit still enough to get the haircut they need.
Either you get a haircut and live as a new man.
Or the barber prunes your ears and your tail while chaining you by the cash register to serve as a deterrent to other beasts.

Time is running out for folks still thinking they part of the animal kingdom.
Only animals are afraid of their maker.
Animals are creatures of comfort is why.
Just look at all the comforts the bipedal creatures need around them in order to feel human.
When nothing more human than the humus.
And nigga please... I aint talking bout no chick peas.

 

but you missed the song at the end and that was literally the best part

 

X gonna give it to them