Yes, it's crude, and yes, it's low rate ... but it's also feckin hilarious. Also, I had a friend years ago who almost shat himself at Yorba Linda Regional Park when we couldn't find a bathroom. Poor bastard was in real pain for about 20 minutes. Finally, we convinced him to crap in the bushes. Did we draw attention to it, laugh uproariously, and try to get two girls to come over and check it out? Damn right. Still makes me laugh.
situational farting is highly underrated and makes the gf practically pass out laughing my favorite was standing in a circle at the local home depot in the garden area it was just her and i and the employee standing there and i was asking the woman questions about the plant i was interested in each question was met w "idk" and it came to an uncomfortable silence i locked eyes w the gf and passed a good 3 second full throttle burst she had a look of shock and appeared to swallow her tongue as she stumbled backwards gasping for air i calmly walked after her and didn't look back seemed appropriate at the time
@CollinRugg NEW: Secretary Marco Rubio fires back at Kristen Welker after she asked why the U.S. needs Venezuela’s oil, rips all the “clowns” who think they’re experts on Venezuela. Welker: “Why does the United States need to take over Venezuela’s oil.” Rubio: “We don't need Venezuela’s oil. What we're not going to allow is for the oil industry in Venezuela to be controlled by adversaries of the United States.” “China is not even in this continent… this is the western hemisphere, this is where we live.”
@NickKayal • 4,400 American soldiers died at the hands of George W. Bush in the hunt for Saddam Hussein. • 812 American soldiers died at the hands of Barrack Obama in the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. • 0 American soldiers died under Donald Trump in a special op to capture Maduro. So for any democrat out there spewing hypocrisy, sit this one out, grab a seat at the kiddies table and shut the fuck up. Thank you.
Nice to se the bromance restored. Gonna need this guy to have any chance in the midterms. Then again, it's not like the repubes are going to do anything with the majority anyway. Elon Musk @elonmusk Had a lovely dinner last night with @POTUS and @FLOTUS 2026 is going to be amazing! Elon Musk @elonmusk Congratulations, President Trump! This is a win for the world and a clear message to evil dictators everywhere.
Would you be saying that if Musk wasn't African? I honestly cannot deal with DSP anymore. If the bad server prevents even one more racist post, maybe it's worth it.
Server should be fixed, so we're full racist now. But please let me know if you're still having server issues.
Does that freak still have Jolies blood in a vial on his neck? He can keep his magic and mystery. I like his work though.