GAME THREAD Snakes vs Bums

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What is most likely to be found in Dave Roberts' ass?

Poll closed Jul 10, 2021.

  1. his own head

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%

  2. Andrew Friedman's copy of MONEYBALL

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  3. Biden (any part of him, really)

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%

  4. Mookie's contract

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  5. Bauer's choke chain

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%

  6. All of the above

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%
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  1. Finski

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    Game 1
    Some shithead from Phoenix vs some scrub in Blue

    Game 2
    Someone who is not accused of choking an Instagram hookup vs another guy who is not accused of choking an Instagram hookup in Blue

    Game 3
    Some fag on the Dbacks who will pitch lights out vs some Dodger bullpen guys whose ERAs are about to increase
     
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    :poty:
     
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    You actually need to switch game 1 and 3.
     
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    roberts on kershaw having mri:
    “i’m not that concerned”

    kiss of death
    kersh probably done for the year
     
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    Tonight's emotional anal raping:

    Madison "I'm an actual racist but Frisco covered for me" Bumgarner
    VS.
    David "Over" Price
     
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    Verdugo is as good as Betts...
    Kike way better than Pollock...
    Joc is Joc...need him on this zombie team...
    Wood now a SF stalwart pitcher ( although not my favorite)...
    Floro instead of bush league Uceta...
    McGee instead of whoever in BP...
    Bauer, historically high $ to psychotic sexual deviant with erratic mental history, suspended and probably costs the team a WS repeat...
    Dodgers, by keeping Toles on roster and gifting ring for Champ, invoke the predictable, relentless " no good deed(s) go unpunished" cosmic law...
    Former MVP Bellinger is a great defensive player. Period...
    Dave Roberts is the manager...
    Is that about it?
    Go Bums!
     
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    Pretty sure Bum is on the IL
     
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    Sorry ... Honestly, I'm lost these days on where to go to get legit pregame info ... I refuse to use ESPN anymore because of their woke horseshit, so when I checked Yahoo or MLB, they had no prospective pitching matchups, so I used CBS Sports. Go figure.

    Whoever pitches, I am not planning to watch or follow tonight's game. I'm taking the wife and kids out to celebrate the closing on our new house. In a few weeks, once the renovations are done ... maybe I'll 'celebrate' a game when there's a chance LA will play well again. Or maybe I'll celebrate Trevor getting jailed for rape & battery.
     
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    Well, fuck me ... I just checked MLB.com ... NOW they say it's Widener vs TBD.

    Whoever TBD is for the Dodgers, I hope that guy has a decent fastball.
     
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    I imagine the Cubs will probably trade Joc. anyone interested?
     
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    Irish knows my love for the phoenicians.
    The moorish snakes are just shipwrecked los anglos bums scrubbed down to the minors of north africa. The age old relegation system.

    Like it's a known scientific fact that the Irish are all illegitimate bastards and red headed stepchildren.
    Just like Brits created the hearty genetic pool out of thieves and whores in the Australian stock.
    All people groups are united not by race or national identity but by the mycoforest in their gut that comes from the dirt they ate as little children playing in the dirt where other little children as well as their forefathers pissed and snotted and shit and bled over.

    But those fungi colonies change as our lifestyle and minds change.
    And groups reform and regroup into new olds to replace the old news.
    That's why folks from here go to phoenix.
    But there's no sea in phoenix which may be a problem to a moored bum.
    Maybe with a little flame a little pollock can go from phoenix to bum and back again.
    I don't know wtf about Bauer.
     
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    Probably just me...I'm sure their thinking PITCHERS, and forget about anything else...and I don't think anyone could argue about that.
    Definitely something better than Reed and Uceta, for sure.
     
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    He's on a one year deal. Nothing to lose and anything is better than watching Pollock flail away breaking pitches outside the zone against RHPs.

    I'm all for it.
     
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    No...please God no. I can't take another scrub team beatdown...crucify me on he Tree of Woe.
     
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    Man...please make electronic strike zone a reality.
    Please.
    Somebody.
     
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    Just ate a ribeye steak the size of Jansen's noggin.

    Wtf? 1-0!?!? Pollock did that?

    Whatever...I'm hitting the sack. G'night, bros.
     
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    Cody is the worst hitter on the team. Including pitchers
     
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    Nice fucking job Davey dum dum you stupid fucking idiot. you too Fraudman. HOW THE FUCKING FUCK IS UCETA STILL ON THIS FUCKING TEAM. I DONT CARE HOW MANY FUCKING GUYS WE HAVE HURT, THAT TRASH ASS LOSER IS NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO PITCH IN TRIPLE A
     
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    Uceta is the worst pitcher on the planet. I’m including people that have never played baseball. If you have a pulse, you’re better than Uceta. What an absolute piece of shit.
     
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