GAME THREAD Snakes vs Bums

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by Finski, Jul 8, 2021.

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What is most likely to be found in Dave Roberts' ass?

Poll closed Jul 10, 2021.
  1. his own head

    37.5%
  2. Andrew Friedman's copy of MONEYBALL

    12.5%
  3. Biden (any part of him, really)

    25.0%
  4. Mookie's contract

    12.5%
  5. Bauer's choke chain

    37.5%
  6. All of the above

    37.5%
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  1. dodgers

    dodgers DSP Legend

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    So fuckin pitiful
     
  2. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo DSP Legend

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    It was all set up for us. Script written in Dodger heaven.
    Seven games at the end of the half going into the AS break. Seven games with two last place teams. And the Giants in a big enough slide to really take advantage...so what do we do ?
    Lose 4 of the first 5 of those 7.
    this team as far as scoring runs, is so Jekyl and Hyde, the word 'consistency' is just not part of LA 's world.
    Everything laying there on a platter...barely picked at.
    and before the blame is assigned to Bauer, or lack of pitching, the lineup could have scored a couple of more runs, not be the flaccid failure they are showing...and everything is completely different.
    What good does it do if we get the best pichers available ( not saying we will), by whatever means, when your team can't score runs, even against last place teams ?
     
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  3. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Amen.

    Even in not caring, I'm still sadly disgusted. I didn't even watch this abortion of a game and I feel like puking up my bacon & eggs.

    Dave Roberts is pathetic but some of these players... they should be ashamed to profess being "world champions" ... hang your heads, you slackers.
     
  4. jpldodgers

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    Excuse me as I day dream about the Dodgers acquiring Nick Castellanos. I know how unrealistic it is but man would this dead lineup look 100x better with him and a healthy Seager.
     
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  5. irish

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    not shitting on vegans/vegetarians
    but mookie needs to stop being a pussy
    check these actual scenarios out...

    seager was good
    seager stopped eating dairy... seager sucked
    seager resumed eating dairy... dodgers win it all, seager wins lcs and ws mvp

    mookie was good, dodgers win it all
    mookie stopped eating meat — mookie sucks, dodgers suck

    finski lived in california... and was (purportedly) heterosexual
    finski moved to kentucky... and was immediately appointed chairman of the frankfort lgbt society
    if finski were to move back to california... well...​

    okay, the last one is a bad example
    the point is, mookie needs to do something that is actually quite simple...
    figure out he was doing before that enabled him to be successful, and determine what changes caused his demise... (hint: steak)
    #redmeatmattersbkitch
     
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  6. jpldodgers

    jpldodgers DSP Legend

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    I don’t know if he’s secretly been playing hurt or not but something is definitely off with Mookie. I’m glad to see he pulled out of the all star game and I’m hoping the break can recharge him. The NL West is ours if he goes on a tear in the second half. Big if though....
     
  7. Finski

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    Bad example, my balls!







    I'm CFO of the LOUISVILLE Queens ... get your data right, you latent bottom, you.

    But yeah ... meat is murder & Mookie needs to kill something.
     
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  8. Gebbeth

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    I’m going on hiatus until after the All Star break. This team is looking like the Laker team this year. Bits of encouragement surrounded by a sea of uncertainty and lackluster performance and riddled with injuries. They better pick it up on the 2nd half.
     
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  9. THINKBLUE

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    I did read the thread, bkitch!
     
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  10. rube

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    When seager went anti dairy I stayed quiet.
    When mookie went meatless I said nothing.
    But when finski left the hetero left for the Kentucky fried right I protested much.
    I've seen what happens to pale chubby city folk with smart pretty mouths.
    Not worth the academy award.
    Specially not if it came during a shortened season.
     
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  11. Finski

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    A cameo on Moonshiners should be in your future.
     
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  13. Bluezoo

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    Well, I certainly hope they can hold this lead. One never knows...
    Pssstt, Davey...don't use Uceta...
     
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    Is this Dr. Jekyl...or Mr. Hyde ?
     
  15. Bluezoo

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    The score is Dodgers nine, Dbacks nine.
    Unfortunately, the Dbacks score is in German.
     
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  16. rube

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    Makes you wonder how short a game is in german.
     
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  17. Chiefdodgerslkrs24

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    Prepare for the 2-1 loss tomorrow boys
     
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  18. irish

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    best part of tonight’s game…
    no uceta
     
  19. Chiefdodgerslkrs24

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    He got put on the DL for sucking
     
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  20. MZA

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    Was at the game

    What a night
     
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