DODGERS ST Photos/Captions Thread

FRIEDMAN: "lol, nice outfit. Did your mom dress you this morning?"
KASTEN: "No, but your mom undressed me last night."
FRIEDMAN: "Wow, dick!"
KASTEN: "She said that too, only more emphatically."

 

MADDUX: "Dude, how long is this meeting gonna be? I gotta piss like a motherfucker."
HONEYCUTT: "Why wait?"
MADDUX: "What the fuck are you talking about?!!!"
HONEYCUTT: "Adult diapers. In fact, I'm shitting myself right now..."

 

ROBERTS: "What do you mean, I'm fired?!!!"
KASTEN: "Yeah, sorry about that."
ROBERTS: "But why? I didn't even get a chance to prove myself."
KASTEN: "We only hired you because of the Oscars controversy."
ROBERTS: "Some I'm truly a token."
KASTEN: "No, you were a token. But now that Chris Rock agreed to host the Oscars, everything's good again."
ROBERTS: "Okay, that's some Jim Crow/David Duke/John Birch society bullshit!"
KASTEN: "Are those some of the Cubans we signed?"
ROBERTS: "Wow... stupid, ignorant racist."

 

ELLIS: "Can't wait to catch all your games this year."
KERSH: "Dude, really?"
ELLIS: "What?"
KERSH: "Dave's already said he doesn't believe in personal catchers."
ELLIS: "Do you really think the nerds are gonna allow some darkie to call the shots?"
KERSH: "Wow racist. No wonder Kasten likes you."
ELLIS: "Werd, bkitch."

 

WILLS: "Hey, welcome to the Dodgers."
MAEDA: "Domo arigato."
WILLS: "No thanks, I don't like avocado."
MAEDA: [in Japanese] "Wow idiot."

 

MAEDA: "Hi!"
UTLEY: "..."
MAEDA: "My name Kenji. How are you?"
UTLEY: "..."
MAEDA: "I look forward to play with you!"
UTLEY: "..."
MAEDA: "Okay, nice meet with you."
UTLEY: [muttering] "Fucken slopes."

 

not disturbing at all



"don't listen them irish, you know what's up."
"thank irish, good looking out."

 

I have the same voices.

"Don't get drunk tonight jpl, it's not worth it."
"Don't listen to him, he's a huge pussy."

 

new smiley
just for you



bkitch

 

KERSH: "So how about some pointers?"
MADDUX: "Okay, fuck as many bitches as you can while you still can."
KERSH: "But I'm married."
MADDUX: "So were half the pigs I banged."
KERSH: "But I'm a Christian."
MADDUX: "Again, so were half the pigs I banged."
KERSH: "But I can't. I mean, what would Ellen say?"
MADDUX: "Well, last night she said thank you and then took a taxi home."
KERSH: "Wow, dick."
MADDUX: "Ironically, that's one of her favorite battle cries."
KERSH:

 

PA: "Warning, Arizona immigration is on their way!"
ROBERTS: "Damn it Kenley, he's just fucking with you. "

 

ROBERTS: "Damn it Joc, no phone calls during team meetings!"
JOC: "Sorry, but your wife wants me to return the panties she left in my room."
ALL:

 

ROBERTS: "So, what do you know about Joc and my wife?"
HONEYCUTT: "I know that I let him bang her first."
ROBERTS: "What???"
HONEYCUTT: "Cuz if I'da gone first the kid woulda been like a knife in a mayonnaise jar. I dremmeled that shit out."
ROBERTS:

 

HATCH: "There's one there!"
KERSH: "And another one there!"
HATCH: "Holy shit!"
KERSH: "Yup, them Gingers are everywhere."
BRETT: ~assholes