DODGERS The TUCKER Thread

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Is Tucker the Dodgers wirst FA signing ever?

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  2. No

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  1. F!nski

    F!nski DSP Legend

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  2. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    @Howard_Cole
    • Alex Call: .270/.383/.350, $1.6 million.
    • K. Tucker: .234/.333/.374, $240 million.
    #Dodgers
     
  3. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    and just like that …


    @SleeperDodgers
    You’re not going to believe this… Kyle Tucker is now just .011 points behind Andy Pages in batting average.

    Tucker: .252
    Pages: .263
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    and just like that 2.0 …

    @InfiniteDodger
    It is astonishing how Kyle Tucker just forgot how to be a good baseball player after being a 144 OPS+ guy averaging over 5 WAR per season for the 5 years before his massive $240M contract.

    Really thought he was going to put the Anthony Rendon comparisons to bed easily this year.
     
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    Wow. For me, this says way more about Pages than it does about Tucker.
    I know a big, inflated and ridiculous contract is no guarantee for raking as a player, but this guy Tucker is like watching paint dry. And looks so very, uh..."dorky" whilst he coats a game his usually beige tone.
    See: Pages, atm. And Mookie. And Teo Hernandez.
    I can only assume these players, with cummulative salaries near the GDP of a small country, will all arise Phoenix-like during the post season trials.
    Y'know...for the glorious Threepeat !
     
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    Fuck Kyle Tucker
    Making $350k/game guaranteed must make it incredibly challenging to give a fuck
     
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  7. F!nski

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    Tucker?

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  8. rube

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    dont bet on it
    shhhiiiiied you would have better odds betting on me
     
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    lastatman Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Crazy, ain't it? He makes more each game than the vast majority rooting for him make in a year, yet he can't at least act like he cares.
     
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    its the American way!
    also known as fuck you money
    the dont have the Dollar pegged to shit
    but i guarantee they got everything else pegged!

    just a confidence game for those of little faith
    specially when the money isnt even Rupees or Rubles
    but worth less than the Fiat people still making payments on

    when your Olive Oyls start flowing Castrols through their Plastrons
    and the Dirty Vegas flow make your Dashboards Confessionals go pew pew pew
    then wet headlights gonna need a sporty bra

    like clear eyes when you looking down the sights
    and my wankel outperforms your four strokes!!!!
    its Jiminy Christmas and the toys are out the bag
    so why play your X-Box when you can Gyromite!

    uh-oh here i go a rippin and rappin like a fool again
    my bad guys, back to that Tucker fucker guy
     
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    @BlakeHHarris
    Kyle Tucker’s wRC+ is now 97 and his OPS is below .700

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    Those Anthony Rendon comparison's were right
     
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    This just really sucks because in hindsight they could've cobbled together a season with Call/Ward/Suwinski/Edman/Kike with similar production, have 2 more top five round draftees, and by next year permanently fill RF with De Paula, Sirota, Hope or Ehrhard. Instead, we're stuck with this albatross for another 3 seasons. Bad, bad, bad, bad signing.
     
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    @TheAstrosLocker
    From Tom Verducci: Including the luxury tax penalty, the Dodgers are paying $119.7 million this season for Kyle Tucker’s services, more than the Opening Day payrolls of 11 teams. He has accumulated less than 1 WAR amidst the worst season of his career offensively and defensively.
     
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    have to give the team credit. they don't often fuck up these things but man when they do they really do don't they?
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    i didn’t want tucker
    but i didn’t think he’d be horrid
     
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    Same.
     
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    just the asstrolls lineage was enough for me
     
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    In other words, you gave him the benefit of the doubt because he's white.
    Don't remember that kind of grace from you with Andruw Jones or any other minorities.
    But, hey, you do you.
    I'll just block you.
     
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  20. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    are you binge watching blackish again?

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