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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    that's awesome devil, what diet are you on if you don't mind me asking?
     
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    I just look at the food and then think of myself at 330 lbs, constipated with diarrhea, mental fog, chronic fatigue, constant allergic reactions, bloat, swollen organs, and muscles/tendons/joints failing every which way.
    I still drink that coke and have that cheeseburger... but I get a small coke, and a single cheese burger and only stuff a handful of fries into my mouth before I pass the rest off to someone BORN LUCKY who can eat whatever the fuck they want and never get sick or have any issues or cholesterol/diabetes, fat, etc..
    They are human trash compactors who eat food that has mold on it and they don't care. If it falls on the ground or been left out for 2 days. So old they have lost their sense of smell and every old food they smell is still good.
    The secret to their good luck?
    They work hard, every day, for most of the day.
    Come home from work and do work at the house.
    Workaholics.
    Believes in God, loves Elvis, and America too.
    Don't stress out about anything.
     
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    I think it's dicey as hell, too, but it worked thus far for my buddy. He's a fairly pragmatic guy in everything, then at 45, he did this. Hey, different strokes, right?

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    I believe that the phrase is "d'fuck?"
     
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    Did what? Turn into a little black kid?
    (Trying to hang with you on this)
     
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    You don't recall the NBC 80S show? Or you be messing with me, Willis?
     
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    Wasnt it "What chu talking bout Willis."

    Damn, the kids on that show pretty much flamed out. The girl who played the daughter pretty much became a hardcore drug addict and Willis didn't do much better
     
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    All three were fuck-ups and drug addicts, no?
     
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    Nah, I missed the eighties...
    Sure I remember it...even saw it 3/4 times.
    I misunderstood your post...lol.
     
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    I forget the short kids name, but he just lost his fame and became a security guard somewhere....yes a security guard.
     
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    Gary Coleman.
    Deceased, I believe.
     
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    Yes, I know it was "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" but I was having a bit of fun there.

    Shit. I'm a victim of TV abuse. I watched a shitty show called "Small Wonder" ... check that out on YouTube for a bad acid trip of piss poor writing and acting ...
     
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    Small Wonder was way beyond its years.
    It is the most intense psychological drama ever to be put on TV.
     
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    ... threw up in my mouth reading that.

    Solid, Rube.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Think about the premise of the show.
    Now watch it and ignore the jokes and laugh track.
    Or watch it on mute.
    David Fincher should write and direct a motion picture sequel.
     
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    its the whole30 but i think you are eating it more or less
    you can eat all the meat, poultry and fish you can as well as fruits and veges
    no dairy, bread, sugar or alcohol for 30 days
    at least thats how i interpreted it and did the 26 days i did
    just finished a huge shake of almond milk, oj, strawberries, pineapple and banana and im all set up w food for the weekend
    i would just never do that before and now its second nature
    for me i think it was having to make my own food instead of ordering it to the table or a ff window
    now i know how and its not that big a deal...i have time lol
     
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    Lol. This is brilliant. Makes up for arguing about the meaning of luck :D
     
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    Between the hours of 9AM and 5PM my brain will latch on to anything that will keep it from having to drink another coffee.
     
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    Soon you will want to grow your own fruits and veggies.
    I want to grow my own meat now :D
    But for food, not for NZ reasons.
     
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    speaking of diets... why are lesbians so often fat?
    because they eat out a lot
    :smh:
     
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