wish granted: but with that request comes complete illiteracy you also lose the capability to communicate effectively with others ibb is, at first, thrilled as he is no longer the brunt of your sophomoric jokes but his joy quickly turns to sadness he writes a "make a wish" request to kershaw to help kersh is touched by it and he and his wife abandon their work in africa to find a cure for your sudden affliction several speech therapists and millions of dollars later, you are able to grunt ibb is so thrilled he hugs you... a little to emphatically for your tastes you immediately blurt out some sort of diatribe about him being a homo you are cured! everyone is happy... except ibb... and everyone else at dsp wish: i wish tuborg would get his wish and finally get himself some jamie love...
wish granted: in fact, we're all damned 16 tears and counting wish: i wish this time warner stranglehold would get resolved before opening day... in the states
wish granted: Time Warner resolves the SportsnetLA issue by telling everyone else to "fuck off". Time Warner vows that no one else will ever broadcast a Dodger game in the LA market as long as they own the rights. wish: I wish there was an In N Out across the street from my home.
wish granted: Big new In N Out is built across the street from your home and the traffic and noise is unbearable. Your driveway is perma-blocked and people make it as far as your lawn before puking up triple-triples, animal style. Your property value shrinks to nothingness while your tax value remains huge. wish: I wish for fucking once we'd sweep the fucking Halos in the Freeway Series.
Wish granted, the Dodgers sweep the bros from Orange County in the freeway series, which inadvertently causes rv rental slip prices in glamis to drop. Incidentally the angles change their uniforms and colors once again combining periwinkle, gold and black meanwhile changing their logo to an unholy amalgamation of the fox logo mixed with the M from monster energy drinks. The new team is called the angels of Anaheim presented by Foxster energy drink. God is so offended that he sends Gabriel to lay waste to the parking lot adjacent to the freeway that the angles call home. In response Arte Moreno creates the greatest promotion ever known to baseball, "Bring your own Carne Asada" night. Fans place their meat on the smoldering ashes of the once proud parking lot, all while enjoying a $4 domestic draft. I wish Jim Buss literally ate a dick.
wish granted: jim buss, while vacationing in beijing, mows down several orders of goat, sheep and donkey penis ever the unimaginative dullard, when asked how it tastes, he replies "like chicken" but when he orders a plate of musk ox penis, it all goes wrong... at least for him unlike the other animal shafts, the musk ox was frozen and flown in from greenland having not being fully thawed, it expanded when it hit jimbo's warm throat he choked to death, literally, from eating a dick the chinese, sensing an opportunity, thought about adding jimbo's dick to the menu however, after disrobing him they found -- in addition to having no balls -- that he also possessed no dick within minutes, jeanie buss was sworn in as leader of the lakers wish: i wish (hope) we go 162-0 and the d'bags go 0-162
wish granted: after being left dormant for nearly three months, the thread rises up to compete with the other threads wish: i wish we'd play light tonight every night!
I wish the Dodgers had the leadership, heart and mindset of the Kings. (Some wishes cannot be granted)
Wish granted: Jeff Carter, Jonathan Quick and Drew Doughty get signed by the Dodgers. Despite their hockey abilities, they're horrible baseball players. We start losing even more. People begin to wonder why the Dodgers made such an unorthodox signing, and trace it back to a wish KOUFAX0000 made on Daily Sports Pages, this very forum. A local manhunt ensues, eventually leading the angry mob to KOUFAX0000's home. They drag him outside and beat him in the street. His wife is taken hostage. His son is develops Stockholm Syndrome, and begins to prefer the mob to his own family. His daughter escapes, so it's not all bad. Twenty years later, his daughter is out for revenge. She begins to track down each and every living member of the mob, and ruins their lives with cunning and deceptive tactics. Eventually, she finds her brother, who is now the Imperial Wizard of the mob. After a heated exchange, she reluctantly forgives him and they go to Panera Bread. She gets a ham sandwich, he gets tomato soup.
no way to top vrp's post, so let's just continue it... but unbeknownst to them, a mafia mole has been selling vegetables and pork products on the black market. panera bread, as it turns out, is the mole's main competitor. so when the mole sees the imperial wizard and his sister dining there, he puts a hit out on both of them. the wizard and his sister go into hiding at the olive garden, and discover that the owners there have been paying protection money to the mole and his cronies. the wizard then realizes that somehow he must use the greed and hatred of the mole/panera bread/olive garden against them, but how???...
