DODGERS The WISH Game

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Jan 7, 2014.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    This was all hilarious.
     
  2. VRP

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    I spent the past half hour looking for this thread, and it was worth it.
     
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    KOUFAX0000 DSP Legend Damned

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    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Massive thunder just now!!!

    I wish that someone shit their pants when they heard that!
     
  4. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    wish granted: someone, somewhere just did [LINK]

    wish: i wish the meds i have to take tasted like bacon
     
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  5. CapnTreee

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    Wish granted: Future DC legislative thieves go long on pork bellies and mandate that all food tastes be bacon flavored, in "The National Interests" Soon bacon wrapped pizza, bacon smoothies, bacon burritos, bacon ice cream and bacon flavored pussy are in high demand. Of course, since you're gay, the whole bacon pussy thing makes you nauseous of all the other bacon smells and you begin starving yourself requiring your daily nutrients and fiber to be inserted where the sun don't shine.

    Wish: I wish we could watch all 162 Dodger games on free TV. (a man's gotta dream)
     
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  6. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    wish granted:
    the we you speak of files a class action lawsuit against TWC for discriminating against your kind
    with the backing of ellen degeneres and michael sams speaking on your behalf, you organize a protest -- occupy rear end
    it is so successful that TWC caves in and -- not only agrees to show every game on free TV -- they arrange for neil patrick harris to throw out monday's first pitch... to you
    as it turns out, it's not the first time you squatted for balls coming your way

    wish: i wish the giants go 0-162
     
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  7. Chiefdodgerslkrs24

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    Wish Granted: The Giants go 0-162. Unfortunately for you, the Giants that go 0-162 are the New York Giants, who manage to go on a 10 year losing streak until the NFL banishes them from the NFL entirely. Meanwhile the San Francisco Giants win the World Series 10 years in a row as Madison Bumgarner wins 10 straight World Series' MVP's even though the Giants snuck into the playoffs as the 2nd wild card... each time.
    Wish: I wish the Kansas City Chiefs would win just one fucking playoff game.
     
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