harkeyed

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

No more off days... Let's play ball...

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

How about a Fresca?

Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgement.