Dre: Hey Dusty. This is awesome. Aren't off days great? This reminds me of one. Pedroia: Oh man Dre. You know it bud. I do this every day off. Imagine if we were on the same team? We'd be like pigs in shit and mud. Dre: Haha. You know it buddy. But every day is an off day for me. Pedroia: Sigh. Your my best friend Dre. BFF's for life! Donnie doesn't know what he's missing sitting you! Dre: You're the man Dusty. You're the man. Tunnel of 3D love baby. Tunnel of 3D love!
Looks like I'm boned after all. These past couple weeks have been a roller coaster ride. First I get Kersh, then they take him away, then they give me Haren and I'm sad. Then they give me back some Kershaw! Then they take him away again and give me Hernandez! For fuck sake. I should get free parking at least.