LBGT Finski's Oscars and Coming Out Thread

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  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Milk ruins the cafe.
    Use heavy cream or better yet a teaspoon of unsalted butter and a teaspoon of coconut grease.
    Makes the best frothy coffee.
    You can drink it without sugar and it goes down smooth.
    But just a little sugar goes a long way when the texture is so buttery.
     
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    your subtle use of metaphors is always impressive
     
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    Damnit there was no metaphor at all this time. It was a genuine coffee post.
    I just stopped drinking coffee for a month and just started back last week.
    I was so sad without coffee that I filled my car with coffee beans and had a semi filled bag of beans to sniff.
    I got the idea from my uncle who takes naps with sniffing his cigarette box once it's empty since I won't buy him more till the next day.
    I was like... What if I sniff the bag while I'm taking a fast from the effects of coffee.

    Or was it a subtle dig at my cheese making ancestors with pitchforks and bales of hay.
    The other Romans in the other Iberia.
    Not in the west and not in the east.
    But true north at the heart of the roman empire.
     
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    Fkag
     
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    I have an excuse for being a fkag.
    Its called GERD.
    Don't ask me how I got it.
    And a hiatal hernia.
    You don't want to know.
    Suffice it to say I can't have it straight anymore.
    Once I went black now I can never go back.
     
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    Do you go to Latte Larry's ?
     
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    Hell no.
    If I were to buy coffee from a overpriced signature shop I would just open my own.
    Rubes Roast or Beaner Cafe.
    Fuck Larry and fuck Joe too!
    I relish the hot dog!

    Now in all seriousness there is something missing in our gastronomy today.
    And there's this sushi place next door to my favorite burger place that has huge lines of people wanting to get in on the "experience".
    Hate that place. Fools take all the parking and they are the kind of people who drop 80 bucks on a meal but won't give money when I go there with my panhandling gang.
    The burger people always lend a hand.
    The sushi people turn around to talk amongst themselves.
    And so they go on the naughty list.

    Cal Mex BBQ Sushi for Americans who wanna eat sushi but don't want to get the coronavirus and also like brisket and smoke and their meats cooked with fire.
    TriTip Santa Maria roll.
    Buttery lobster Baja roll.
    Smoked marlin sushirrito.
    Sharkfin ramen.

    You can call it Sushingada.
    You can open that in Jersey and all the Mexicans will make you rich.
    And most nonmexican customers will have no idea what the name means and will probably think it's ethnic Japanese.
     

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