I gleefully bumped and ridiculed BLF's somewhat retarded perception of those 2012 choking pieces of shit in blue, feel free to do the same to me when we make the World Series. I'm not confident as fuck. To get this fucking amazing pitching this early on will eventually even out with a larger sample size. Our shitty hitting will eventually even out with a larger sample size. But is the median of our entire team World Series caliber? Man, the west is tough. Atlanta and the Nationals look amazing. The Giant's and their unspectacular lineup work together, execute and win. We're an average Arizona teams bitch. Our not so good hitters don't have brains. Our 20 million dollar men don't have brains. Our #2 starter is injured. Our #3/#4 pitcher is a better hitter than our SS and 3B. Our manager isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. I mean fuck, we're actually wanting Nick Punto and Juan Uribe to get playing time, is that fucked up or what? Like I said, I'm not confident as fuck. Bump this post and rub it in my face when we're sitting pretty on top of the west, fucking go for it. But as long as this team has no brains, balls or leadership, I'm confident as fuck we ain't doing shit. N.Z - 4/14/13 (even wrote the date the retarded American way, because I'm a culturally sensitive gentleman despite the fact that putting the month first is more retarded than Kemp on a breaking ball.)
the good news... only the braves and red sox have allowed fewer runs the bad news... the only teams to score less than us are the marlins and rays we've also been shutout three times, and have scored more than 4 runs in a game only twice. hard to stay optimistic... when our de facto #3 pitcher goes out and throws a 9-inning/1-run gem and still loses where the fuck was the mighty vaunted offense we heard about all offseason? what a fucken joke hard to stay optimistic... when our #3 hitter has 0 hr's, a .174 ba, a .220 obp and .239 slugging all offseason we were worried about what an albatross crawford was going to be all offseason we were worried about whether adrian was nowhere near the hitter he once was turns out our concerns were misplaced ^and all this before our #2 pitcher went down as for tonight, tomorrow and wednesday... doesn't matter whether that quentin won't be there he broke the code and someone on the padres needs to pay mattingly needs to order billingsley to drill the padres leadoff hitter on the first pitch no bullshitting -- make a fucken statement right off the bat
The biggest trend, besides only a couple guys hitting, is we haven't beat our own division (SF and AZ) in forever.
at least chad gave up the 3 run jack saving us the pain of losing in, and watching extra innings stay positive
