Manny Machado or Bryce Harper?

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Who should the Dodgers sign?

  1. Manny Machado

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  2. Bryce Harper

    9.1%
  3. Both

    18.2%
  4. Neither

    27.3%
  5. Ne

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  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Are you a Globalist?
     
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    Oblate sphereoidist.
     
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    Yes.

    Earth is both the name of this planet but also the word we use for land.
    Land stretches out like any piece of clay on a whirling wheel becoming a convex bowl shape.
    Planets are fallen stars moving on a plane.
    They have land, sea, and air. But their land can be solid, liquid, or gaseous. Same with their oceans and atmosphere.
    You can have a core of liquid uranium, a methane ocean, and atmosphere of pure nitrogen and sulfuric rain.
    Very little actual land on a planet, some planets have no actual land masses at all, at least none that we can see or know about.
    Yet from afar it might look like a completely round sphere thanks to the thick atmosphere.
    Like how when I look at downtown LA from the mountaintop all I see is flat land all the way around and down into the sea.
    But when it gets filled with smog you can literally see a sphere of haze around the area where the atmosphere bends the smog down to enclose the city almost as if a crystalline bowl was put on the top to trap in the bad air.
    In such a way does a plate/bowl look like a ball/globe by way of maya.
    Downtown LA is 30 miles from my house, I should not be able to see the tops of the buildings much less the entire thing.
    Yet I can see 240k miles away and make out the different shapes on mountains and craters on the moon, especially when it just hangs there for hours without moving during the day and you can see it in plain sight.

    The bad thing about being a know it all is that you know how much of an ass you sound like when you speak as if you know what the truth is. The great thing about being a know it all is that you know you are right so you don't care that others think you are an ass. Funny how life works its all out for you.
     
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    There was a convention in Raleigh, NC, of the Flat Earth Society...I didn't know there are two types of FEers...ones who believe it because it says it in the bible, and the other because uh...they are idiot douchebags.
    The interviews I heard also had attendees ( 500+!) who don't believe in gravity, and by going west from CA, you not get back to CA again. Also, space photos are all photosnopped and the sun and moon are light emitting discs.
    Oh, and Kim Kardashian has real breasts.
     
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    I believe it because it says in the bible, because the scientists that still used the scientific method before the nuclear age believed it, and because I am an idiot douchebag.
    But more than that because I live on a mountain and I can see all around.
    And I've been to the beach and seen across the Pacific.
    Or you can believe planes that travel around in circles instead of straight lines not to avoid weather but to actually get to their destination faster. That use oval double windows so that all your memories of the land as seen from above are curved to match your eyes.

    NASA pictures are photoshopped, that is not a conspiracy. Every picture of the earth from NASA is a composite. Including the ones from the moon landing. They have never said otherwise.
    The sun emits light, and its a disk. No one has ever been close enough to the sun to see it from the side. The equipment would melt.
    The moon? Modern science still has no idea what the hell the moon is. It has been a bunch of things over time.
    Kim Kardashian breasts might be real but they are Memorex!

    Gravity is death, the grave, the low point in the sine wave. It is not a force though. It is nothing.
    Life is force, death is nothing. But there cant be nothing from nothing so that means that nothing is not nothing, it is something.
    That something is chaos. Nothing = Confusion = Babylon = Nowhere = Lost = Chaos.
    You are an electromagnetic being in a heavy metal world. Of course, you are going to be heavy.
    That is why you need to be enlightened up. Let go of some of those chips on your shoulder and rocks in your shoe.
    You can't get high if you are like a stone.
     
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    Lol...well you certainly proved a portion of one of your paragraphs, anyway. I'll give you that.
    Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy !
     
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    An unforgettable movie moment.
     
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  9. CapnTreee

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    OMG there's one for the record books Rube, one helluva rant. #RubeRant10944.
    so Many misrepresented facts, so little knowledge shared and all tilted to the myopia of Self. So many things poorly grasped... or more likely.. intentionally set askew so as to challenge the obvious known and confirmed truths. Just trying to "F" with people ehh?

    Holy cow Rube, the Earth's horizon is just curved because of the airplane windows?? Snorted up my whiskey on that one. Have you never sailed on the ocean? Have you ever flown in a plane without windows? Do you fully 'buhlieve' that we do not share an International Space Station with several countries nor seen a single photo sequence of the earth spinning below it? Is the moon a disc too? The lunacypropose is planned to provoke as you no doubt know better.

    OK it was humorous enough but... WRONG none the less. LOLZ :facepalm:
     
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