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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    That's the thing.
     
  2. LAdiablo

    LAdiablo descarado

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    probably posted this before still funny
     
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  3. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    lol
    Let's start selling My Toilet Roll.
    Premium previously used and refurbished to better than new levels of quality.
    With no added dyes or perfumes.
    Only all naturally occuring colors and odors.
    For your most sensitive of bottoms.
    From the bottom of my bottom and up yours!

    If that don't work I get mybidet as the next product.
    It's the only covid proof way to wipe your private in a public place.
    But it leaves me a little cold.

    Which leads me to my next product.
    Mysolarportablewaterheatersomybidetdontfreezemyanusnballs.com
    Gotta work in the name though.
    That's a tough URL to have to type.
     
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  4. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo DSP Legend

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    A story to share...
    In 1965, Dodgers and Giants playing and Lou Johnson hits a line drive into the stands, clearly foul. Although obviously foul, Augie Donatelli, ump working the foul line, makes an emphatic call anyway.
    Between innings, Donatelli notices the medical staff carrying out a woman who was previously seated in the area...he asks Jim Gilliam, who was playing 3b that day, " what happend to her? Was she hit by that foul ball or something? "
    Junior says " Nah. She just lost consciousness when you called it right".
     
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  5. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo DSP Legend

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    Another story to share:
    U2 front man, Bono, visited George Bush and in conversation asked why the president couldn't do more for poor people...
    Bush answered that they were looking into that...and he was curious why he won't get back together with Cher.
     
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  6. Bluezoo

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    Hey, and a big, huge congratulations to the LAD brass for grasping the opportunity to sign Betts and getting it done with prodigious celerity.
    Awesome.
    Still fucktards, but trying.
    Gotta give the Devil his due.
    and Rube, too.
     
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  7. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Lol
    Im trying to be more like devil.
    Horns coming on strong.
    But what's the song bonobo sings about mysterious ways.
     
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    RIP Wilfred Brimley.

    A sad day for diabeetus.
     
  9. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    He always ate his oatmeal. And coached the Eagles...
     
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  10. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    don’t forget bartles and jaymes wine coolers
    wait, what?
    nvm, my bad
    cocoon ftw bkitch
     
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  11. Bluezoo

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    NJ being battered by tropical storm. I can hear generators blowing all over the place. The power has gone out 5 times...surprised that it just went back on, but Idk for how long. Floods everywhere, poles down, and I live in the higher elevations.
    Tornado warning, too.
    All this, covod-19, and Dave Roberts.
    I fully expect locusts and boils, but after "Doc" ( must be a practitioner of quackery), my heart is hardened, like pharoah's was.
     
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  12. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    please be safe out there bz
     
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  13. blazer5

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    Shit stay safe BZ
     
  14. Bluezoo

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    Thanks, you guys.
    It's gone now, left in it's wake lots of downed trees, areas of power outages, and quite a few closed roads.
    Had a flood on the fitst floor ( the rain was torrential for almost 3 hours straight), and some of my artwork got damaged. It's not so much my paintings that I did, no big thing, but some of my collected prints and original stuff.
    Cleaning up a flood in the house is like nasty stuff. Messy shit all over.
     
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    Good you're OK BZ.

    I'm in DC this week and we got some good thunderstorms, a shit ton of rain and a few sporadic power outages, but nothing like what the NY/NJ area went through.
     
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  16. Finski

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    Glad you made it out safely. Sorry about the lost art but at least you're above ground.

    As for me, the only painting I own is a classy one that glows under black light ....

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Bluezoo

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    We deserve it though.
     
  18. TAFNAC

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    As if you haven't had enough...
     
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  19. Bluezoo

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    I like these paintings. If it's dogs, it's OK by me.
     
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  20. rube

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    If corona really lives in the air then a wash is a good thing.
     
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