FEDIT POLITICS Thread

Careful, Joe Biden is a necromancer.
His power comes from beyond the grave.
His cultists are devoted to harnessing votive energy from the dead for a spiritual power transfer to keep creepy Joe's zombie corpse animated.
He feeds on lesser democrat politicians BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Its like when Putin wins every election by more votes than there are human beings in Russia

 

I think they just DIDNT want Bernie Sanders to be their guy.

 

and yet assimilates none of their (albeit limited) knowledge

 

Because zombies are like vampires.
They just want to get their rocks off.
They don't really care about you.
Just looking for a good time.
Either picking your brain or sucking your soul.
That's why vampires don't have dogs as pets.
They are like anarchist atheist antifa types.
They hate government. All government and all authority.
They hate your dog and don't want a dog anywhere near their door.
Everytime you pass by your house they get angry at you walking your dog.
They complain about all the dog shit.
You tell them that its part of nature.
So they learn to be anti the authority of nature too.
But then they see that more people have a dog and are loving it.
The dog fetches them their paper and brings them good news.
The dog fetches them a beer when they are thirsty and tired.
The dog provides them company when nobody else is close.
The dog gives his owner many benefits the least of these is love.
The vampire zombie sees this and learns that having a pet is something of value.
So he hires himself a witcher than can build him a golem that can attract a dragon.
Soon realizes that you can train a dog to do tricks for you and entertain the people then get out of the way... but with a dragon you are just along for the ride and you can't tell it what to do because it can lay waste to you and everything you hold dear in an instant.
But if you had to have a pet you wanted a dragon.
Then the vampire needs to hire a psyche goon to sit next to him and say go on whenever he starts to ramble about his woes and how he just can't go on.
In capitalist america the dragon flies high.
But in communist russia dragon drag you.
All the way to chinese democracy.

The great world serpent of the deep watery pit around the tree in the middle of the garden.
The leviathan biding its time as its bites its own tail like a beast chomping at the bit.
Until the time that all hell breaks loose and the kraken releases.

 

Resting is prohibited.
Breathe deep.
It's crunch time.
So grab your stick.
And goon.

 

Trump has the family by the jewels.
And if he squeezes the jewels what comes out will give birth to a brand new world.
Rudy knows.
Remember the 11th of November when the red thermite powder plot toppled the towers of power when the shields were brought down.
Rudy has the goods on everyone.

 

before the Camelot of Arthur was the tyranny of his father Pendragon, the persecutor of the Druids.
and Draconian measures make you think that where there is smoke and light that there is fire.
while the Dragon uses white smoke and black mirrors to accuse the current generations Druids of magical arts.
when its just the art of Camulus aka Cool McCool the Kukukachoo who is the cumulus riding spirit of the Finnished Celts who view the sooth we call sky when they where Scythians sith lords of the hidden shee wearing scythes for boots as they ski the milky white way of the clouds.
because draconian measures breed new slayers.
but someone needs the call in the calvalry.
and thats what the druids are for
to say the sooth
not to soothe what you say
the sooth and nothing but the sooth

 

the wiggers are poor tribal muslims who eat halal
those without chi enslave the wiggers
the emirates are tax haven elite who eat halal
but also drink and do drugs and eat non halal
this makes their bellies swell and organs fail
while wiggers have healthy organs that are halal
and those that lost their chi sell them online