We don't allow the weilding of supreme executive power around here...not even when it's based on farcical aquatic ceremonies.
Our mods will be so great. They'll win so much you won't believe how much they'll win. I'll build an e-wall around the site, and kick all the ESPN people out. If you're even suspected of being an ESPNer, I'll throw you out. It's time to take back our forum.
this changes everything... not really but you gotta believe or do you? mouse will die anyway and so he gets a "DSP staff" on his headstone bfd :golfclap:
"Your" forum has already been assimilated. You are still here only by the grace of the ESPN "people". Beware the shadows.
First you have to create a paywall that allows access to only certain kinds of ESPN people, those who can afford the subscription. They can pay monthly or yearly and receive resident status in DSP. Citizenship is only gained through thorough and complete assimilation. Those subscriptions, taxes, and various other fees are used to create the grand firewall of DSP. Then begins operation paperclip.
The first time I have to pay for anything you'll need an operation to remove the paperclips from your ...
You can gain DSP resident status instantly by doing any 2 of the following: Be banned from prosportsdaily Write a hate post about @VRP Buy something from UCLADodger
No problem, in return you will receive an invoice for my personal appearances. Which by the way, are NOT cheaper by the dozen...