OFFSEASON 2017 OFF-TOPIC Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Bluezoo

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    Sounds very similar to Germany, at least Bavaria, anyway. Lots of locking arms swaying side to side and singing, ( Prosit!) and large breasted beer maidens running around everywhere.
    Lots of human interaction...but I wonder if now they all sit there on their phones, looking down, barely grunting, like so many American restaurant goers these days.
    Or if they even have beer halls any more.
     
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    They should have a big stein at the door to drop off your phone.
    How can any up and coming young Fuhrer in training work his magic having to compete for attention with candy crush?
     
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    RIP Stephen Hawking.
    Talk about a brilliant mind betrayed by a ravaged body...but when you think of his two wives, three kids, and outliving his prognosis by 50 years, maybe not.
     
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    i'm really wanting to get there
    just getting my ass handing to me in tax season amongst other issues
    that and her older sister is wanting to go as well...i love her dearly but dad is used to traveling alone for the most part
    besides the fact it just doubles my costs as it is traveling w dad
    and those Czech women...
    i was planning on having a couple of weeks to explore and hit Berlin and Amsterdam while the kid was in school during the week
    and spend weekends hanging out and doing Vienna and Budapest type trips w my youngest (she made it clear thats how it would be if i came lol)
    the flights between countries are typically $30/40 a trip but of course this is high season in europe so 120+ right now oh well
    food is cheap and so much to see
    i have to figure this out without being selfish lol
     
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  5. rube

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  7. Finski

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    A blessed St. Patrick's Day to the board.

    As a crude Irish Catholic, I won't preach but to say this: never drink green beer. It's neither Irish nor beer after you dump food coloring in it. Just opt for holy water, preferably Power & Son.

    Enjoy your day.
     
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  9. rube

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    The person who thinks that if only they were at the top everything woukd be fixed is the last person who should be in power. That person woukd be a tyrant.
     
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  10. irish

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    glad you're not irish protestant
    fucken northerners...
    just a bunch of self-righteous carbombing british ckunts (except for a few of my friends lol)
    but a few examples...
    beer: north; harps / south; guinness
    whiskey: north; bushmills / south; jameson, tullamore
    whiskey: north; van morrisson / south; ...
    okay, that pretentious little homofuck bono and that psycho lesbo bkitch sinead oconnor hail from the south
    but in my book dubiners bob geldof and gilbert o'sullivan more than cancel those ckunts off

    p.s. and to add to your list finski
    st pat's most celebrated claim was allegedly ridding ireland of rats
    okay, he also (again, allegedly) converted ireland to christianity sometime in the 5th century, but no one cares about that shit

    besides, the motherfkucker wasn't even irish and the snake thing is more interesting
    never mind the fact that experts refute the story as there were no snakes in pre-modern ireland and the (once again, alleged) feat was plagiarised from some other saint’s life -- it's a perfectly justifiable reason to go to a pub and get shitty
    who cares that the patron saint of ireland...
    • didn’t drive the snakes out of ireland
    • never mentioned a shamrock
    • duelled with druids
    • confessed to fellow bishops of doing something unmentionable
    • heard voices
    • dreamt that Satan dropped a boulder on him
    • was a slave and...
    • not only wasn't irish -- but was fucken british
    and who's still under british rule???... that's right, those fucken northerners!!!
    so go ahead northies... keep on drinking your piss swill, bombing fellow brits and worshiping a (one last time alleged) snake charmer (homo)
    the rest of us eire's will continue to be a republic, drink beer you don't have to color, and continue to do stupid shit we should (by now) know better to do
    no regrets, that's what confession is for
    oh that's right, you prottys don't have that shame
    erin go bkitches
     
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    ^someone's starting early lol
    good crack right there
     
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    Thought St. Paddy was from Naples.
    And the he died.
     
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    fucking epic take. Next time, try not to limit yourself. Speak your mind, boyo.

    My Mexican neighbor brought over a bottle of Centenario tequila ... now we are destroying THIS bottle. Now THAT'S Irish. Whisky, tequila, sterno, turpentine, you drink what you've got. And God bless the rest.
     
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    Worthy
     
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    Put down the Jameson. Got to last the night.
     
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    Ran out of Powers at noon. Been pounding aňejo since. I'm not going to be awake for sundown. Judas ...
     
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    at least you lasted longer than Irish haha
    nothing so far today...might not imbibe at all
    these holidays are set up for amateur hour
     
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    My liver stiffened a little reading that.
     
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    yeah i had a couple of ipa's w dinner and feel great today lol
     
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    Ordered my standard (for starters) local IPA and Jameson shot. Waiter says, "oh......for St. Patrick's Day?" I said, "no, any day ending in a Y."
     
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