Like anyone on our team would know who he actually is or what he looks like off the mound. He's the quintessential non-factor trying to get some limelight. Carlos Quinton says hi.
Oh, I agree. Chase Utley just reminds me of first entering the workforce. There was always that one, surely middle aged white guy who couldn't take a joke and was basically a dick for no reason. Could dish out jokes, and couldn't take them. The obligatory surly dickhead that nobody really liked, but also really couldn't be bothered with. Eventually when you get good enough at what you do, and have the respect of your coworkers, you bail this cunt up and there is no bigger pussy in the world. Unfairly or not, Chase Utley reminds me of this guy.
If you've got the package, go on the Marlins pickup of the game tonight now. Listen to the shit they are saying...funny. About last night. The Dodgers don't give you an extra minute, before or after...