GAME THREAD METS/DODGERS

blanton in short spurts seems to get it done

 

They say coca cola syrup is good for that. Rice , too.

 

I assume another 25-30 games will go by before the Puig trade rumblings start up if he doesn't get it together.
A third of the schedule is a good enough look.
But if he's still struggling the offers probably won't knock their socks off

 

Corey is gonna spin himself right into the dirt, love the kid, but damn does he turn on just about EVERYTHING

 

Another juggetnaut inning. Lol.

 

Yup, they can't hit.

 

Lol Coleman gottem looking like a little leaguer there
That's some funky action, what is that?
A cutter?

 

Now Vin???

You're the biggest cKunt critic in the history of TeH InTarWEbZz

Jesus H Christ!

 

Slider

 

Nice pitch

 

OG Coleman

 

Nancy B Retires and we get Depeche Mode on the organ. Nice!

 

JP?
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee...

 

I didnt want Cueto or Samardzjaaja. So I'm not gonna rip the FO and say they should've gotten those guys.

But I will say their bullpen and rotation experiments to date are an F minus. Kazmir is so gross.

And add a bat to the list of things we desperately need. We could have Koufax, Maddux and Randy Johnson behind Kershaw and it wouldn't matter because at the end of the day we just can't score. Puig is truly a disappointment. I won't call him names or say he sucks. But he's a disappointment.

 

The organ at the ravine is so terrible now. Guggs is losing it. They've improved the team since 2012 but have forgotten such basic things. Like letting people watch the games and not pissing off the organist and PA announcer.

 

Howie is such fucking trash man. Why swing in that situation dude?

 

Pretty bad route there by my man in CF, I'll take it

 

A-Gon isn't fast

 

The Dodgers aren't this bad, and when 3/4s of the lineup stop hitting below league average, things will even out; but man this is terrible.

 

Cmon Turner, with your meh season so far
Should've gotten the Toddfather Lol