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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. BlueMouse

    BlueMouse 2020 World Champions

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    I’m pretty hard-core left, but I look forward to a day when Q-Anon, David Duke, and Shredded Foam in a Pillow Douche are no longer associated with the Republican Party.
     
  2. rube

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    Why?
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    thought it was in the gulf
    be safe bz
     
  4. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I learned something from preachers from the same denomination.
    They all have a different shtick. And different way to provide the same service.
    Essentially say the same thing.
    Get a message across.
    Whatever that message is.
    The leader of the pastor determines what the message of the hour is.
    And all the pastors get on message.
    They tell their stories and do their shtick but they are all conveying the same message.

    In sales the message is more important than the product.
    Every salesman has his own shtick and their own way of putting together a pitch.
    Its an art and all art has an expiration date and a date when it becomes harder to produce art and not art product.
    So what I am trying to say is that people need decent pillows man.
    Not great pillows, not super expensive high tech pillows, but not shitty old moldy flat or overinflated pillows.
    Something decent.
    At a decent price.
    By a guy who pretends to be a decent guy.
    Who has a shtick.
    That for some reason or another is fun to make fun of.
    Wonder how that happened to be...
    Shtick is sticky.
    If its sticky it will broadcast to enough people.
    Its just a pillow.
    But everyone needs a decent pillow.
    And my pillow at home sucks.
    So a my pillow would probably be a good idea.
    And it goes to a decent douche.
    That reminds us all at annoyingly times sometimes that we should get a decent pillow.
    Its been a while.
    And its buy one get one free...
     
  5. BlueMouse

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    Because I’m not into watching the world burn. Nor am I into “the ends justify the means” mentality. I honestly want to feel like if a Republican is representing me, they actually give a fuck about me. But most Republicans now treat me like the enemy, like a nuisance. Fuck you, Mimi Walters. Fuck you.
     
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    Also, fun fact: this is @rube ’s shortest post ever.
     
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  7. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Mimis annoying ass aside, I thought you would be somewhat specific since you named specific people.

    You need daddy pwesident to wub you too now lol
     
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    Also fun fact... I talk to girls now.
    They seem to like my playful banter unlike you loafs and cretins!
    I'mma take my talents to facebook dating and look for cougars who struck out on fresh meat and have to settle for smoked franks and some deviled eggs.
    Women gotta get their protein and essential nutrients.
    I have a pantry full of essential nutrients.
     
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  9. Bluezoo

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    yeah, it is. Not in NJ. Thanks anyway.
     
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  10. Bluezoo

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    I gave the wrong impression with my.post. Not here...Down there.
    You're right. I was in sustained wings of 67 knots once, and I thought I was going to absolutely lose my mind.
    And there wasn't much around me to get demolished.
    It's terrible.
     
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    Girls have cooties.
     
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    That's because they still think they can fix you.
     
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    i get that
    i feel the same way about democrats
    and i remember feeling strangely happy when billy mays died of a cocaine overdose
    i thought, finally that douche is gone forever, and then they kept airing him for a couple of years but it did end
    i find myself wondering if i'll get the same relief from this pos
    his relentless running of those stupid commercials on every station is mind numbing
    i don't even watch the tv very much and he's everywhere hawking that stupid bag of foam calling himself an inventor
    and now suddenly he's moving in power circles? gtfo motherfucker
     
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    can't imagine you playing that game long enough to avoid being exposed lol
    btw that hobby is a waste of time unless you have extra brain cells you didn't need
     
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    He we don't use that type of foul language around here.
    Cooter grabbers!
     
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    I know, that's how I hook em.
     
  17. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    what do their parents have to say about it? :pedo:
     
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  18. Bluezoo

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    I really don't know how this all started with pedo/Rube...it was a thing when I got here, which is a long time ago.
    But that's funny...
     
  19. TAFNAC

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    Reminds me of the old expression...
    If it floats, flies or fucks, it's cheaper to rent it.
     
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  20. Bluezoo

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    Never heard that one.
    Reads like something that definetly started in the service...
     

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