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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Bluezoo

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    A working class hero is something to be.
     
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    WOW you can now get my pillow for only $29.95!
    and pindell will bring them to you and give you a reach around
    wait, weren't they buy one get one free at $50?
    maybe this is scam, nah he wears the cross and flies the flag
     
  3. rube

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    Not a scam when the customer is in on it.
     
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  4. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    " The score is Dodgers nine, Giants nine.
    But the Giants score is in German. "
    ------------Al Michaels
     
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  5. LAdiablo

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    so ladwp has this roof insulation offer for "free" that i was seeing on fb for the last year
    being the natural skeptic i am i didn't follow up on it but then i saw someone i knew give a testimony
    long story short its totally free and they come and hose in R30 all through the attic space
    did it at my place and my moms and the difference is substantial in temperature and acoustics
    highly recommend doing this and it takes them about 30 minutes to complete
     
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    Do you need to be a homeowner?
     
  7. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    doesn’t matter
    won’t work on trailers :poke:
     
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    But your mother does!
     
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    they want a signature from the owner and need the most recent ladwp bill
    i just signed on my mom's place and it was nbd
    hard to think of a reason why the owner of any property wouldn't want a free upgrade
    there is no holes drilled or anything intrusive
    they literally take a hose in the attic and fill it up w insulation
     
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    It helps.
     
  11. rube

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    No wonder diablo got such great service
     
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    ever notice how homeowner and homonurse sound so similar?
    all i ever hear them ask is are you the homonurse?
    and i can respond in the affirmative
     
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    All you ever hear you say....
     
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    that's the best you can do? (what i routinely ask your mom)
     
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    Imma change the subject.
    The way the legacy virus works is that it lowers your t cell counts and gives you full blown aka coronal aids.
    Legacy Aids. Original Freddie Mercury AIDS.
    You get legacy virus from the same vax that carries the mutant factor which triggers the cross gene mutation.
    Once our gene is double-crossed the cancer like mutation pumps out secretions that enhance.
    The cure will be worse and result in the technoorganic virus.
    And you gotta pay 75 cents if you wanna know that chapter
     
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    Don't take the vax.
    Is my point.
     
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    I wrote about the vax because I was at walmart waiting in line to pay.
    And there was a ton of people.
    I'm seeing kids with no masks coughing all over there apples I just put in my cart.
    And their mom had her mask at her.throat.
    But Im like.fuck the corona virus scare is bullshit anyway.
    Of course the virus is real but the scare is exponential and I'm not scared.
    But I try to not go to Walmart.
    And if I've gone a couple times the past few months it was at off peak hours.
    Today I went at peak traffic.
    And about an hour after I got home my head started feeling heavy and my body kinda sleepy.
    And instead of being cold as I been in this weather I feel warm.
    And my head hurts.
    Hope the Walmart people didn't give me the rona.
     
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    practiced some civil disobedience last night and went out to a local Mexican restaurant that's been here 60 years but is almost finished
    went to school w the owner and know his whole family
    he did maybe 5 parties at the lair over the years and he has no idea how much he helped me in my time of need
    i made the lair fun but the truth was i was barely hanging on by my fingernails
    so wrong that all these businesses are being shuttered on zero supportable data while the walmarts of the world thrive w thousands entering their businesses daily
    i think it was channel 9 that showed up and wanted to interview people but most everyone declined
    where have they been while our hard working friends have been forced to endure the tyranny of the board of stupidvisors?
    that whole "for the greater good" shit doesn't fly when their rules are applied unequally and haphazardly
    went by myself and ended up hanging out w some super cool Salvadoran dudes
    most people probably would have thought pops was a gardener in his 90s toyota w a rack and as the tequila flowed so did his wisdom
    got him to admit to having significant land holdings and knowledge of where hard work can take you
    won't be the last time i see them i know it because it was like we knew each other already
    still have hope we will wake up soon
     
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    The word groin is intrinsically related to the word corona.
    The groin is where the crown of the sacrum begins.
    Where your grunts come from.
    And also your grins.
    Which work with your endo crine system that goes up into your cranium.
    The judgment seat.

    In the city of Coruna there is the skull that Hercules buried.
    Kinda like how there is a Golgotha a little east and to the south of there.
    Where a Goth's skull was buried.
    That ancient Grine-go tyrant named Goroyne.
    In old Galicia where the Welsh were buried.
    The Gales and the Goths merging into the Gallegos.
    Who were called Gatchos who in south america are Gauchos.
    Because their ears were funny like on some Dogs owned by Goths.
    Who didnt abandon their dogs with floppy ears but loved them more for being different.
    While others called them Black Dogs and sent them to sea to improve luck.
    But Loki works the other Huey.

    Remember when the Skraeling were cold?
    We gave them blankets.
    With smallpox.
    The blanket is worse than the cold.
    Take your cold. It passes after a couple weeks.
    Don't take the blanket.
    It's really a quilt.
    Made from a Scottish Kilt.
    Previously worn by Scythian Riders.
    Flying the flag of the Goths.
    The empire of the eastern Gouche.
    And the western Douche.
    One and the same.
    Both are spreaders.
    Together they are super.
    Like two cogs working a machine.
    A well oiled machine is the mother of invention.
    And how when two Cogs meet up a third magically shows up.
    But its not another Cog.
    Its the ghost in the machine they conjured up.
    In the Great Gothic empire.
    Magog.
    That stretches out from east to west and then again.
    Forever at war.
    Practice perfecting the art.
    For when its time to break out the water color and go Gouache because our jaws ache.
    When the law jurisdiction passes from that of the Virgin to that of Dike it means that Lady Justice has been kidnapped.
    And that we are under the law of Mars.
    Who has taken her hostage.
    And its no longer time for practice.
    Its time for the AI to kick in.
    You are one of the COG.
    United under Gog.
    Your one true prince.
    Juice of the Mother of au jus.
    Like the vinegar in your pickle.
    The Real McCoy.
    Happy Shabbas Goys!
     
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    The thing is happening on the 14th.
    Look up in the sky.
    It aint a bird nor a plane.
    But the mountain dew does fall like a fortnight.

    Do you remember the axial age?
    The people of the axis?
    You know the axe destroys the shield?
    And the shield is what covers the weakside of the force.
    But if you are skilled with the shield the shield cleaves to the axe.
    And you have an axis you can turn into a wheel.
    To oar like Thor going west around the white cliffs of Dorr.
    Protecting the children of Goths all around the jet streams.

    During holy season the gates are open to the Gothchilds.
    So don't forget to look up at the sky this 14th.
    And everyday thereafter if you don't happen to see it right then.
    You will see it at some point in the good season.
    And yule know it.
    Just look up.
    Then tilt your head back.
    And to the left.
     

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