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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. LAdiablo

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    fucking rat slaughter around here
    between traps, akitas, and my .177 i have 7 tonight
    seems like a bumper crop of these vermin
     
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    Nastiest mfers on earth...........aside from Giant fans, of course.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    a lot of them up here as well
    more than in past years for sure
    fortunately we have a lot of neighborhood cats that love to kill

     
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    same lefties outlawed the d-con poison that was always a good fallback and pretty effective
    not what you hoped for if they die under your house or in the attic
    but i'll take a few days of rotting rat corpse over unbridled breeding
    hearing my friends here and everywhere saying the same thing is pretty scary tbh
    cause even if i hold down the fort here and murder 10 times my share of these fuckers, i doubt most are doing the same
    wonder how long it'll take for someone to figure out something needs to be done?
    going to get out of control quick at this rate
    not to mention the little bastards get smarter all the time and figure out how to eat the bait without triggering the trap etc.
    i'm still amazed at how they collapse their entire body to make it through a sliver of space
    and they run straight up a wall in a flash
    in some ways i hate to have to kill them, especially the little ones cause they are pretty cute and amazing
    too bad about that disease thing
    you would think birds of prey should be the next explosion and i would love that
    i have no crows here, for good reason, and the red tails come around but haven't really taken hold
    have an owl but idt owls stay in one place
    too many dogs to have a cat and the akitas are good killers but the rott is useless in that job
    trying to find some one w a cat killer i can borrow to at least get my moms garage under control
     
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    Wondered why I can't find D-Con on the shelves anymore. That was good shit.
     
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    Grandfather on my Mom's side (Croatian immigrant) used to have a small commercial fishing boat in San Pedro. Mom said the wharf rats there were the size of small cats.
     
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    Glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that last line.
     
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    fify
     
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    well i just found a guy on craigslist w a bi monthly guaranteed service at $75 every two months
    bringing in support fuck this nonsense
    i've been quoted a LOT more so we will see
    if anyone else needs the number let me know
    its clark pest control so i feel pretty confident
     
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    I live in the woods, i brush giant rats off my feet constantly as they try to nibble on a scab on my ankle.
    Your city people problems are amusing.
    The worst part of having rats is being a book lover.
    Rats love books too.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    i used to mix it with sudafed and l-tryptophan
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    so fucken true
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    city rats are 100x meaner than country rats
    country rats are pets
     
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    true, that is because in the city the people are 100* meaner and the rats have to adapt to fit in
     
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    you're probably not wrong about this
    rodent osmosis
    there outta be a movie...

    [​IMG]
     
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    i actually admire the rat and wish it was different
    smart, clever, resourceful little fucks
    not a fan of killing any animal in a painful way
    but i def don't want them in my food or my room so...
    btw this exterminator was the real deal and laid out 3 commercial bait traps, 12 basic victor traps and sprayed the yard for two homes and basically an acre of land for $85!
    didn't know deals like that still existed
    $20 propina para el
     
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    City rats and will eat your cat and/or dog. They can crawl up the sewer pipe through your toilet.

    They’re like Jason Werth.
     
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    A clip from McHale's Navy?
     
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    problem with rats is that they are born in the gutter
    when you are from the sewers your teachers are the rats that learned to survive
    you know, take the cheese and only lose a few whiskers. some scruffy fur or maybe a piece of tail.
    those old scarred to fuck rats are admirable in a way
    a rat is full of scars inside before he even gets one on the outside
    that is why rats scurry when you shine a light on them
    they do not like the spotlight and prefer to work behind the scenes.
    they are perpetually scared from all of the trauma they have witnessed
    that scars them for life which allows them to be easily manipulated to follow the maze... of life.
    of course many flee the sinking ship
    and that is not a bad thing as they are the sign of the times that its time to jump ship
    sure the waters cold... but the ship is on fire
    and the worst part of it all for the rats is that the rats know who lit the match
    they were there, in the dark, behind the counter, under the sink, through a crack watching you doing the deed
    and the problem with rats is... they like to make noise when you are trying to get some peace and quiet.
    then you gotta hound them
    which makes you a poochy
     
  20. irish

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    only cleaner
     
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