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that was a thoroughly satisfying ending!

 

lmfao

Bills fans throw obscene object onto field
by Shalise Manza Young | Shutdown Corner — 24 minutes ago

Even in the annals of NFL history, this might be a first: a fan at the Buffalo Bills-New England Patriots game threw a sex toy onto the field.

It happened in the final minutes of the third quarter, at the tail end of a Tom Brady-to-Chris Hogan pass near the end zone. All of a sudden, an object came flying into the frame, near the end zone.



And it brings up so many questions: how did the tossee get the offending phallus into the stadium? Was it hidden in a hoodie or did someone boldly carry it into the building in their NFL-mandated, clear purse? Is there a reason it was thrown in the direction of Chris Hogan, who left Buffalo for New England in free agency this year? What was noted fetishist Rex Ryan’s reaction?

Keep in mind, all of this happened not long after New England’s Rob Gronkowski scored his franchise-record 69th touchdown (you know what he means).

Naturally, Gronkowski had a comment about it:

Chad Amaral @chad_amaral
Gronk on the dildo being thrown on the field. "I think it was for the Bills" #Patriots
2:02 PM - 30 Oct 2016 ​

In case you’re wondering, one of the officials had to clear the, ahem, offending debris off the field.​

 

btw, they're not doing it right...

 

your parents sound cool

 

Man, I said some nasty things about Janikowski during the game today. That game was a fucking roller coaster but Derek Carr shows why he deserves to be in the MVP discussion and continues to be clutch as hell late in games. Pays off once again to have balls and go for it on 4th down. 6-2

 

SNF vs Denver next week...oh boy. We already have 12 penalties somehow

 

Great SNF game tonight. What a catch by Dez.

 

lakers win
clippers lose
and i don't care
the baseball gods are cruel

 

he must have lost a bet to have to dress in that hideous costume

 

lol at "what professional athlete don't have a gun?"
putting in that vernacular, "what professional athlete do speak right?"
and btw it's not all athletes...
mostly nba and nfl guys... and some ncaa guys
most mlb players don't pack because they're white
only black and hispanic players carry firearms
why?...
cops don't shoot white people

wait for it, wait for it...

 

pacquiao fighting tonight makes little sense
says he "needs the money" because he "gives so much away" to troubled filipinos
while that's noble manny, it's kinda hard to buy into when we see where you live... how you live
need money that badly?... sell one of your [multitude of] lavish homes and or luxury vehicles
the real truth is you've grown accustomed to living at a certain level and don't want to turn back
i understand that [albeit on a level much closer to poverty than you]
so boxing makes sense... only it doesn't
with each fight after [facing] mayweather you're tarnishing your legacy
jesse vargas is a "nice" fighter who you should outpoint easily
but no one other than hardcore boxing fans knows who he is
he has very little power [10 ko's in 28 fights] and lost to the only "name" fighter he's faced -- tim bradley who you beat up a couple times
but here's the deal manny...
not only does no one know/care that you're fighting, you're beginning to tempt fate
if you're not going to fight canelo (who's frame is too big for you), golovkin (who's too strong for you) or mayweather [again] (who's too good for you) -- no one will care... or notice
even if you walk through vargas tonight it will prove nothing
so please manny, either fight one of the big names or walk away
preferably the latter