Reporter: Joe. What do you think of the Yankees off season transactions at this point? Girardi: Sorry. I'm drunk. Can you point me to the bar?
i am so fucken glad that i am not the only one who feels this way further i have never liked U2 pisses me off when someone says, "you're from ireland?... you must love U2..." happens all the fucken time fucken narrow minded presumptuous ckunts
Hmmm Soooooo....what you're saying is Cranberries Sinead Cactus World News Hot House Flowers Boyzone The Corrs Top your list?
^was bartending last night and this bkitch asks me, "so what do they call irish whiskey in ireland?..." but she ended up leaving me a $100 tip on a $30 tab so...
You should have said 'breakfast' or 'mouthwash'. I find funny that the Guinness/Jameson is called the Irish car bomb here. They'd never do that there. Unless you were in the north and actually blowing up a car.
Reminds me of the old caddie joke about the Irish and Scottish caddies having a conversation... Irish caddie: "In Ireland when a player hits a second ball off the tee it's called a "mulligan", what's it called in Scotland?" Scottish caddie: "Lyin' three."
I don't know how you do it. I was a bartender in college and every night I had to restrain myself from beating the shit out of an obnoxious drunk dude. But it didn't help that I was at a college bar.
Kemp: You punk ass. Step the fuck back. You messed my tie and I got Khloe on the phone so hold on a second.
SD reporter: Looks good on you Matt Kemp: Ha ha. Of course it does my nigga. It all does. SD reporter: Matt. You seem pretty excited. Kemp: Oh man. You have no idea. I can't wait to showcase my skills for the fans of San Diego LA reporter: Will those skills include your superior base running? Kemp: Say again? LA Reporter: What I meant was will you showcase those certain skills you have when you're not playing in Center Field? Kemp: Damn. That wasn't me dog. That was my last agent. LA reporter: OK Matt. Is it true you told the Seidlers you were the second coming of Nate Colbert? Kemp: Who? SD reporter: Hey Matt. Since we're so close to the border, are you going to work on your Spanish and cross the border like Adrian used to and help out the kids over there? Kemp: Border? Which one? LA or Orange county? LA Reporter: Good luck here meatball SD reporter:
REPORTER: "So how do you plan to market Matt to your hispanic fans?" PRELLER: "He's light-skinned black so he kinda looks like a Mexican... certainly as lazy as one." KEMP: "Wow, racist." REPORTER: "I know, right." _
Reporter: Matt. I believe you're opening the season in LA. What are your thoughts? Kemp: It's going to be epic bro. I can't wait to take Orel deep, opposite field. Reporter: Orel? Don't you mean Clayton Kershaw? Kemp: Oh yeah Clay. My bad Dog. They all look the same. Reporter: WOW! Racist! Kemp: Hell yeah! All dem bkitches are.