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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. LAdiablo

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    told my girl she is my slam piece today
    and she wants to live up to it
     
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    TheKnockdown DSP Legend

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    @irish prob the wrong place to put it but do gifs no longer work on the website? This really impacts my ability to meme. :crying:
     
  3. MZA

    MZA MODERATOR Staff Member

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    Have they ever?
     
  4. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    they should all work
    do you see the one you just posted or no?
     
  5. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    sexist
     
  6. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    lol @ a study
    thanks for confirming what most of us figured out in high school
    bravo yahoo... congrats on being 30+ years late to the dance
    what's next, an expose on how people like to pig out after smoking weed?
    idiots

    Study finds that people enjoy sex more when high than drunk
    by Kimberly Lawson | Yahoo! Lifestyle — 12 January 2019

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    Things are getting pretty interesting in New York for people who believe in the right to toke up. In December, Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo—who once considered weed a “gateway drug”— announced he wanted to legalize recreational weed use for adults.

    And just a month earlier Michigan became the 10th state in the nation (plus the District of Columbia) to legalize recreational marijuana. Meanwhile, 33 states have now approved the use of cannabis for medicinal purposes.

    Currently, weed is still classified as a Schedule 1 drug by the federal government—meaning the feds don’t officially believe in its medical value and say there’s a high risk for abuse. But as access to cannabis has increased in recent years on the state level, researchers have become more interested in understanding the effects of marijuana use.

    In a study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior earlier this year, a team of New York University researchers investigated whether or not there was an association between using marijuana and unsafe sexual behaviors. As part of their analysis, they looked to another, ah, influential substance that often plays a role in sex amongst younger people: alcohol. That’s because there’s plenty of research on the sexual risks associated with alcohol use. It is, after all, legal to buy in all 50 states.

    The sample of participants in this study was small: The authors interviewed 24 adults between the ages of 18 to 35 (found via Craigslist New York City) who said they’d had sex while high within the past three months. Specifically, participants were asked to compare what sex is like after drinking alcohol compared to sex after using marijuana.

    Overall, each participant had something different to say about these experiences, but there were some common themes. For example, many felt that being under the influence, whether it was via alcohol or weed, definitely impacted who they ended up sleeping with.

    Alcohol, however, was more likely to impact that decision negatively. Not surprisingly, the most commonly reported feeling after drunk sex was regret. As one 34-year-old woman told researchers: “With weed I know who I’m waking up with. With drinking, you don’t know. Once you start drinking, everybody looks good.”

    Many people in the study also described a difference in physical sensitivity during drunk sex vs. during high sex. “Alcohol tends to be a lot more numb,” a 27-year-old male participant told researchers. “Everything is sort of blunted and muted, whereas with marijuana it’s intensified. Any little touch is more arousing. The body sensations, particularly on sexual organs—it’s more of an intense sensation.”

    As a result, these changes in sensation also appeared to impact the length and intensity of sex as well as orgasm. A 34-year-old female participant said she felt like her orgasms “magnified at least by five times” after partaking in ganja, while others noted they couldn’t climax while high because they couldn’t focus.

    What’s really interesting, lead author and associate professor of population health Joseph J. Palamar told Inverse when the study first came out online in 2016, is that—for a couple of people at least—marijuana’s illegality seemed to play a role in their hookups.

    “If you’re older than 21, you’re able to drink anywhere you want,” he reasoned. “But when it comes to marijuana, at least in most of the U.S., it has to be in a hidden area where you can’t get arrested. If you get someone to come home with you to smoke weed, there’s a way to facilitate getting a sexual connection, for better or for worse.”

    What’s clear from this small study is that we need more researchers to investigate the effects of weed. “With regard to sexual risk behavior,” the study’s authors wrote, “the majority of participants felt that alcohol was riskier, sexually, than marijuana.” But without more empirical evidence, we can’t say that conclusively.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    lol must be that inconspicuous look that enables him to lure people
    nice low profile for a felon and registered sex offender
    amazing how pieces of shit like this are allowed to roam the streets
    but if someone were to get caught cheating on their taxes...
    and why the fuck is yahoo uk picking this up when it's in san bernadino county?
    guess it doesn't rank as unusual in hesperia...

    wait, hesperia... how far is that from your compound rube?


    Sex offender with horns in his head accused of trying to lure child into his home
    by Ross McGuinness | Yahoo News UK — 4 hours ago
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    A registered sex offender with surgically implanted horns in his head has been arrested on suspicion of trying to lure a 17-year-old girl into his home.

    Arturo Martinez, 42, is accused of pestering the teenager, along with other women, on social media to come into his property in Hesperia, California. Police said he used a fake name and disguised his voice to make himself sound like a woman. He is also accused of contacting babysitting, cleaning, taxi, estate agents and delivery services in an effort to lure women into his home to commit sexual assault.

    Police went to his home at Corona Avenue after receiving a number of complaints from women, including the 17-year-old girl. They served a search warrant and arrested Martinez at his home, on suspicion of contact with a minor with the intent to commit a sexual act.

    Police said Martinez is a registered sex offender with a conviction for indecent exposure. They believe there may be more women he tried to lure to his home and have asked anyone with information to contact them.
     
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    When I saw this on FB I posted something like: "Anyone fucked up enough to be lured in to this guy's house NEEDS to die anyway - Darwin"
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    nice evolution pivot :clap:
     
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  10. LAdiablo

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    and now john wetteland arrested on charges of child sexual abuse for fuck sake
    its an accusation but that won't matter
    if he did it they should hang him by the balls
     
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    If it was Tranny art then it won't matter.... :eek:

    Not that there's anything wrong with that... ;)
     
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    It's Ma'am!!!!
     
  13. LAdiablo

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    so i was feeling a bit loose the other day and went into costco for some immodium
    couldn't find it anywhere so after 3 laps around the vitamin/medicine aisles i asked the pharmacist
    yep he has it back behind the counter and if i hold on he'll get it for me
    it felt like i was buying something illegal
    apparently some fiend figured out that if you eat 50 -300 of these things at once it gives you some type of opiate high!
    wouldn't it be several months before you shit again?
     
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    Buying Imodium in bulk? Damn son!
     
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    ....or years.
     
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    Not it you take 3 tbsp on mct oil, shit out coffee at will
     
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    So, when are you gonna change your S/N to Sherlock? :D
     
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    seriously had no idea
    are tide pods going to need a prescription?
    i mean i put toothpaste on a cig when incarcerated cause a guy said it would get me off (don't try it)
    can't see dropping 50+ immodium to get a buzz
    weird weird shit
    must have buy in bulk and grab some enemas
    wouldn't it be cheaper to just go out and find some street oxy?
     
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    Toothpaste on a cigarette? Damn...
    Reminds me mellow yellow...scraping the coating off banana skins and baking it, then smoking it.
    Yeah, they even made a song about it.
     
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    i remember that song by donavon
    my sister had all those old records
    i think she might have tried it iirc, did it work for you?
     
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