Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.
Shades of Ready Player One ...
or soylent green...
Or how you solve the homeless crisis.
Pile shipping containers on each other.
Stuff it with homeless who pay directly from their welfare account for mortgage and all around life coaching services.
Able bodies homeless have the option to work in the kitchens where they make the home cooked meals for everyone else.
Like monks in monastery.
Except they have the right to die whenever they desire due to terminal pain, disease or boredom.
They sign their soul away at the planned deathhood office and go into a little room where they are never heard from again.
And that's how the homeless ghettos get fresh meat.
Sounds like working a government job to me.
therein lies the problem
there's homeless shelters up here that offer free board and meals
all anyone has to do is go in
one caveat though... no drugs or liquor
so all these fucks remain out on the street begging for drug money
and you can't get them off the street because, well, libs
Anaslime opened up TWO shelters in 2018. Over 300 beds between them, same caveat.
Neither have been full since they opened.
No sympathy at this point. Color me fucked up but I'm over it. Move along ....
The only answer is carousel.
And I write that with full knowledge that I am the oldest on here...
Not exactly what I had in mind, but definitely an interesting alternative take on it....
Oh, and I forgot Jennie Augutter...just because.her thighs.
Did anyone else catch Pedro go on and on and on about Lou Brock, who made it all possible for bb players to become free agents? And how they all owe him a tremendous debt of gratitude ?
Even Curt Flood, Pedro ?
Pedro won't ever be accused of being sharp anytime soon ...
I'm sure he meant Flood but hey ... you seen one Black Cardinal ... you seen ....
Oh wait ...
Does he wear a tutu?
As far as Flood...that was 23 years ago he passed...
I saw that. The host tried (somewhat in vain) to bail him out.
Pedro thinks they all look alike.
That's Cardinal Arinze ... but I saw what you did there...
I thought it was Willie McGee.
I thought it was dusty baker in his sf days during the castro parades
On to really important things...AND YOU READ IT HERE FIRST ....BORAT II has been secretly shot and completed.
Genius if its Borat visiting LA for the first time and as soon as he boards the #2 best reconditioned formerly terrorist exploded airliner the pandemic hits and he arrives in LA to what he believes is the zombie apocalypse... or what his grandfather and village moonshine soothsayer told him was the truth, that hollywood was the end of civilization and the gateway to hell.
Wait, that was my grandpa.
My ancestors have all been hillbillies.
With my luck I will strike gold in these hills when i'm 64.
Halfway there, just 20 years more.
Round these desert oaks.
Like Miry and her bros.
Round the mountain of syn, ay?
Carrying a mountain of gold.
Staters that their bros still carried round.
Like albatross medals round their necks.
Gold given gifts to help them on their journey.
Became a shield used to entrap them.
What was to be their saving grace.
Is the symbol of their disgrace.
And before you go grab a corner of the altar and prick yourself with the tip of the corn and start some strange fires...
Let me tell you that I speak not of the sun worshipping Jedi wizards from Khorasan.
But of our usual suspects.
You know exactly who I speak of.
I really enjoyed Borat, the bits are goofy and funny and im into that.
And edge the racial and other cultural lines pretty well.
But I wonder if he isn't kind of a racist himself?
At least as judged by White liberals.
Which he is not.
Borat is not White, so he can be a liberal.
He's not White, right?
He's not black. Even if he does have a wonderful transgendered african baby.
Maybe he's asian?
I mean technically he is asian, but none of this shit is science anyway.
Its a choose your own adventure book.
We should have replaced race by continental region a long time ago anyway.
Im American, oh from which part... the north part.
You a guy from England can say "Im Asian, from the northern parts of the west, where the more bougie of Asians moved to and called it Europe even though its connected to Asia and not its own continent.
The Rock would be an American Islander the same as a Puerto Rican.
He kinda looks like a buff Puerto Rican anyway.
Since im being all rassis right now how bout the Iranians?
Hitler loved these guys.
They were the foundation to his theology.
The holy fires where Mjolnir was struck.
And the origins of the white race.
The origin of the nordic race.
And the dark riders on the storm who left their horses at the black sea becoming troopers going to vikinger.
Which for some strange reason keeps being forgotten every so often.
That the teutonic ritters where the same der fahrerers der fuhrer found were his farsi persian ancestors.
Too bad White liberal Asians from the west in the so called land of the properly dressed perpetuate this status quo of political elitism.
All over the world.
OC just had a good little earthquake ..
No idea what the Richter reading is but that was a proper jolt.
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