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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo DSP Legend

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    Devil, I agree with you all the way.
    I'm replying so that you don't miss the Bill Maher uber diss of your favorite pillow guy on the show this week. Don't miss it...it's like they said " let's do this for that Diablo dude on DSP".
    No shit.
     
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  2. Bluezoo

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    Don Barzini, aka Andrew Cuomo, has some real prblems going on now...they're coming out from everywhere and accusing him of sexual harassment...even lib media is broadcasting this shit lately.
    They probably won't get him on the Covid 19 nursing home murders, but he'll go down on the Me Too charges.
    Well, Al Capone got nailed on income tax evasion, so whatever.
     
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    Cuomo was a pimp.

     
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  4. Bluezoo

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    I knew I could depend on you for that clip.
    One day, and that day may never happen, you can ask me for a favor...
     
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  5. LAdiablo

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    like every politician living and dead he will never face anything but humiliation
    full benes and attitude will remain as he claims he was framed and not one person in power moves to prosecute
    they never do
    probably end up doing a show w fredo
     
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    See my signature....

    When he gets judged in the way that REALLY counts, he's in for a buggering that'd make Ned Beatty laugh ...
     
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    not sure what's up w my energy but this morning was fun
    was having a full on zen dream taking photos of the sky in perfect light and generally amazing myself
    4am my akita goes fully insane against the window screen causing me to launch straight up in the air toward the action
    i immediately become impaled on one of the chairs at the end of my bed and flip over it onto the floor
    spindle top spiked me just to the right of my package and my left side hit the floor pretty hard
    nothing broken but man am i sore
    think the dog saw a really large raccoon i've seen a couple of times recently outside that window
    i've been able to trap rabbits and squirrels but not exactly sure what to do about this adult animal cause its big
    don't want to kill it but i'm sure if one of my dogs tangles w it the chances are it will win
    any suggestions?
     
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    .22 rifle

    I know. I'm a savage. But a racoon is a varmint that won't take a hint. Damn things just never give up.
     
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    yeah i know and they fear nothing
    if i was going to take it out i might go 12 gauge depending on how late it is
    besides the rather large one i've seen i saw a scrawny large one that makes me think there are multiples
    don't they hunt and eat rats and ground squirrels?
    i know they get in attics etc but i'm wanting to think of first trying to work w them and second trap and release far away from me
    just thinking i can be pretty secure w the dog food and temptations
    what else do they want?
    anyway my beast isn't coming in tonight so i'll ready the flashlight and the .40
     
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    Racoons are no match for an Akita, although the dog will take some damage.
     
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    Most raccoons seem to prefer sleeping in large holes in trees or hollow parts of fallen logs. They also find shelter in abandoned cars, attics, crawl spaces, barns, and sheds. Raccoons change dens frequently, sometimes moving on to a new den every night.

    i now think this bastard was living in the rotted out space in the ash tree
    also think it may be my father lol
    is it weird my room is filled w his pipe snuff smell or am i manifesting it all?
     
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    my first akita and chow mix took down an adolescent
    this one is twice the size and damage is absolutely the concern
     
  13. LAdiablo

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    this must be misinformation cause my urine is everywhere

    After human urine is older than 24hrs, the urea turns into what's called ammonia, a smell that raccoons can't stand. And since raccoons process urine in a similar fashion, they dislike the smell of ammonia and don't urinate near their dens or around their food. So in theory, yes, human urine does keep raccoons away.

    going to get ammonia based stuff and pour it around w some diatomaceous earth for the fleas and ticks
     
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    ok i'm done w this for tonight
    strange enough without contemplating coon cats
    almost afraid to look but i probably will

    Male raccoons, especially tame ones, will voluntarily mate with cats. ... Cats have also been known to nurse baby raccoons (see nursing video below). Under such circumstances, the baby coons would probably become imprinted on cats, so that they would be sexually attracted to cats when they reached maturity.
     
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    Animal control in PA told me wnat to do for a black bear problem I had in the Poconos.
    Get a balloon, fill it with ammonia. Then take bacon grease and rub it all over the balloon. Put it where he is rooting ( mine was my garbage).When the critter bites down on the balloon, it gets a mouthful of ammonia. It may take more than one go round, but the message will be ingrained on it, as they are quite intelligent. The bear crossed my garbage off his nightly rounds. It worked.
    As long as it's not a honey badger. If it was, then just move.
     
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    I know of a guy in LA that tried that. Per John & Ken on KFI, he was charged with animal abuse for that stunt.

    Yeah. California. What a state.
     
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    yeah i kept reading and posting stuff last night but that was my conclusion as well BZ
    ammonia and diatomaceous earth for the fleas and ticks
    i try to keep it low key and quickly dispose of the bodies around here
    i know my neighbors will report me without hesitation
    had no idea coons fucked cats and made cooncats though
     
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    Just as an additional bit, before I was driven to contact animal control and the ranger showed up, I went to Home Depot and got this heavy thick, plastic trash locker that you put your trash cans into and lock. I bought this bigass padlock and spent about $175.00 on this whole get up. I thought to myself this ursine bastard fucked with the wrong guy...this locker is indestructible !
    The next morning, the trash was strewn all over the lawn and the locker was ripped apart like it was made of cardboard. And the lock was still locked on two pieces just ripped from the rest of the locker. I couldn't believe it.
    I had thrown an orange ( fast ball) at him from my second floor deck the first time I saw him, and hit him right in the head.He.just looked up at me and grunted...and went about his business.
    After the locker thing, I realized how lucky I was he didn't get at me.
    I heard eventually, they had to trap him and then moved him to a different area...and that he weighed over 400 lbs.
     
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    Look ... BZ ... I'm sorry I trashed the lockbox. But that is exaggeration.

    I'm 320, max.

    No need to get personal.

    And that orange fucking hurt.
     

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