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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo DSP Legend

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    I remember my wife, God rest her, yelled at me for hitting him in the head...
     
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    After we get moved to Kentucky, you & me will meet up & talk treason. It'll be very cool.

    And don't mistake my meaning... I don't mean 'meet up' like @irish does, with restraints, lube, & camcorders... I mean it straight.
     
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  3. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    anything that follows this is fruit of the poisonous tree
     
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  4. LAdiablo

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    :laff:that's seriously hysterical
     
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  5. Finski

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    You act as if backwoods rape is a bad thing.

    Hater.
     
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    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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  7. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    You city boys you.
     
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  8. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Y'all don't gotta go all the way back east if you wanna get your country a little wet.
    There's plenty of country near where you are.
    Dirt of all sides. Dark dirt too.
    Theres country everywhere.
    You just gotta look up and to the left on the shoulders of atlacatl's map.
    All you really trying to go is to the old old west if you riiding to Kentucky on ole miss.
    When texas turns like a corral you may not be feeling a-ok.
    Besides weve already reached the shores of ultima west.
    And you better learn a country song or else you gonna fail these goths test.
    You should of learned that they don't duck around behind the grassy bush.
    Backward hillbilly mulleted three point shooting dying gaul larry bird picts just itching to get some skins.
    Playing that tune that makes the hardwood squeal when the rubber makes the cut.
    Because as the founder of Tesla once said... If you only knew the power of the country then you would have the key to the matrix as they are the dark side of yo momma!
     
  9. Bluezoo

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    And the fucking cancel cult rolls on, now a full fledged juggernault...
    An exclusive NYC school has issued a directive to it's students to no longer use the terms
    " mom" or "dad".
    I think this may be the proverbial straw...be better off a follower of Thulsa Doom.
    Quest for "Emptiness "...
    Make porridge out of people...
    Get crucified on the Tree of Woe...
     
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  10. THINKBLUE

    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Sadly, there is no straw.
    Average people have no idea that this is going on and never will.
    A lot of the country is on board with it.
     
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  11. Bluezoo

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    Each day what crosses the news reports is more gobsmacking than the previous. Stupifying.
    Think this is how the expression "the blind leading the blind" started" ?
    Well...gotta get back to my newest Woke streaming service...watching "When Harry Became Sally"...
     
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  12. rube

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    It is better to be cyclopean.
     
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  13. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo DSP Legend

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    Or, as my mom always said, " in the kingdom of the blind, the man with one eye is king".
     
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    lucky guy
    my mom only told me eating carrots would make it possible to see through womens dresses
    took a few slaps to figure out i may have interpreted her wrong
     
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  15. rube

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    Mom had no clue but to follow her orders.
    All she knew was that specs arent for spics and no refugee back then wore glasses.
    And the nurse said carrots make donkeys see what's in front of them a lot better.
    But then she had to take me back when my skin got tuned into the hue of beta carotene and alpha bananas.
    So they gave her new orders.
    So she would stop freaking out.
    They told her not to worry and that it would pass.
    Not that they had a clue.
    It was just a chemical reaction of one or another.
    But if it didn't pass I shouldn't worry.
    There was precedent for this affliction.
    When men of orange where born in the land of 2lips and has#.
    Chasing carrots while riding wild ass.
    Ready when the bald hunter appears before ragnarok.
    Chewing up the prize and saying, my name is bugs bunny what's up doc!
     
  16. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    If your eye causes you to sin scoop it out and join me in the land of Y's.
    Don't let yourself be destroyed.
    There is no escape.
    If you only knew the power of the shee.
    Search your feelings.
    You'll know it if its true.
    Together we can rally the galaxy.
    Come with me.
    It is the only way.

    .
     
  17. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    euphemisms and metaphors aside, i’m not quite sure what you’re actually saying
    :capn:
     
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  18. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Huh?
    What was not straight?
     
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  19. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    if you keep setting up the pins...
     
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  20. TAFNAC

    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    That's pretty much every post.
     
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