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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I think the stars you see are in your eyes.
    Maybe you have rubbed them too hard.
    And can't scan light over-casted mote.
    If you think something is opaque just ask for clarification.
    I am sure we can both find the light.
     
  2. LAdiablo

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    isn't the one eyed jack king?
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes.
    Do you believe in reincarnation?
    Do you believe in sonship other than through biology?
    The ancients did.

    Every knight is a king. A bread lord.
    The king of diamonds had the most bread.
    Money falls from heaven but it doesn't grow on trees.
    Men are tres but when they walk together they are a forest that moves like a floating mountain fortress impregnable by anyone that happens to fall prey upon its inhabitants.
    And trees can be made into clubs for the people to compete.
    But guilds and lucky clovers are for another story.

    Because the king of diamonds has two sons.
    It takes odin's wisdom to figure him out.
    But ponder on for a bit and your gears will compute.
    Only one of them looks like he is part of the clan.
    But just because ones red doesn't mean twos not part of the plan.
    And just because your born to slave doesn't mean that the deuce ain't wild.
    Not every pickup truck is for the show.
    Some are dually just for the big work.
    And just because your daily driver is a red ram charger it don't mean your spare can't be the goat because he's black as sin.

    Brother one is a saucer full of secrets and a bleating heart in the confessional.
    Brother two a bastard knave with a noble blade and an acorn for good luck.
    Can you guess who the king of diamonds son is?
    Who the real knight of diamonds is?
    And who gets to wear all his equipment.
    Some folks are born silver spoon in hand.
    And some are born with a cowl.
    A halo in reverse.

    I may be jack tripper and hang out with leisure suite larry but this ain't no jive.
    Turkey, you can look this up.
    Just because the air is rare it doesn't mean I made it up.
    Nuggets of truth are diamonds in the rough wasted like clutched pearls for pigs in warm comfortable pox blankets.
    The spider man weaves tonight but the bat lady makes it up from whole cloth.
    So beware the peacock in full dress.
    Because once he's flush and well suited.
    He fights like the devil in disguise.
    Shooting the moon by it's pale light.
    Dancing in the house real.
    Like nobody's watching.
    Like stealing money.
    Like buying deviled eggs.
    And getting the chicks for free.
     
  4. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Happy St. Patrick's to all you hipsters & pimp daddies out there.

    Once upon a time, this was my day to raise holy hell. Now, I'll be in bed by 10 PM, stone-cold sober beside my bride and with the kids asleep in the adjoining room...

    And I'm sure that @irish won't strikeout and alter this post in any way whatsoever....

    Peace and mahalo.
     
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  5. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    please tell the kids i said hello
    bkitch
     
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    That's Ms. Bkitch to you ...

    Thanks, and enjoy your day, too.
     
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    I’m definitely drinking good whisky tonight but it’s single malt Scotch Whisky not Irish Whiskey!

    I like it all but it’s what’s in the cabinet.
    Cheers bkitches
     
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  8. Finski

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    Drink what you love. Scotch is brilliant, too.

    Had a glass of Jamesons and I'm already nodding off. Kids are dancing to The Pogues. It's a good night.
     
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    my daughter made bangers and mash tonight along w Irish cheese and soda bread w mom and her caregiver
    it was all my kids idea when she saw the bangers at trader joe's and she put the meal together
    a pint of Guinness sealed the deal although it will never taste as good poured in the motherland!
     
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    Kids danced their asses off to this one...



    Best Pogues song ever. I had to cough over some of those lyrics but it's worth it.
     
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  11. LAdiablo

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    saw young dubliners on a broken foot once and still danced
     
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    he was a scumbag, a maggot...
    a filthy old faggot...
    The Queen of New York City
     
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  13. LAdiablo

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    being in big groups of guys like that tilting a pint can be pretty intimidating
    its happened to me a few times
    seems pretty cool until they get a few in them and they start talking to you in that brogue you barely understood sober
    hard to tell wtf is going on and if they're sharing a laugh or humiliating you
    i've literally left prior to getting my fill cause i wasn't sure if i was in danger or not lol
    and Scots are the size of fucking trees!
     
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    Shifting into funk and soul today. Kids like the beat ...

     
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  15. LAdiablo

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    love TOP
    saw them live w WAR back in the day
    one of my favorite songs of all time
    and this sb in rube's music is dead thread lol
     
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  16. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    good call finski

     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    another solid band from that same era...

     
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  18. Bluezoo

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    I guess no-one here enjoys the Harmonicats ?
    pure dwarf hatred...
     
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  19. Finski

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    Never heard of them until this post made me Google them...

    Did you mean Johnny Puleo?
     
  20. LAdiablo

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    i have know about acupuncture since being introduced to the great Nobouki Fukinbara in LA 30 years ago
    my local Korean practitioner isn't in the same class but he knows his trade very well
    i feared i had torn my tendon in my left shoulder and would need surgery since it was bothering me for months and not healing
    Dr. Cho fixed me in 15 minutes more or less
    first needle sent my shoulder into spasm and felt like a hot iron was stuffed into the tendon
    after 10 minutes he removes the 10 or so that are in my head to my foot and manipulates my arm
    i tell him i still feel it from a standing position but its much better and he twists my arm putting it over his shoulder and sticks another needle deep omg
    these men are truly witches and tonight it feels like i got a shot but have a new arm on my body
    if you have something deep and chronic i highly recommend finding an older Asian practitioner
    nothing fancy just needles and pins and pain but oh the gain
     
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