GAME THREAD PADRES/DODGERS

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Aug 22, 2018.

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series prediction...

  1. we get swept (99.9%)

    66.7%
  2. richard throws a no-hitter (79.1%)

    50.0%
  3. kennedy throws a no-hitter (74.2%)

    33.3%
  4. erlin throws a no-hitter (69.3%)

    33.3%
  5. aj ellis goes 11-for-14 with 3 HRs (88.4%)

    66.7%
  6. wood pouts like a bkitch after being taken out (78.9%)

    50.0%
  7. bullpen blows a lead (98.2%)

    83.3%
  8. muncy k's 5+ times (78.1%)

    50.0%
  9. roberts does something stupid (91.7%)

    83.3%
  10. no one cares (100.0%)

    66.7%
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  1. CapnTreee

    CapnTreee Guest

    #stats man don't you know that Grandal rakes at a .382 clip when facing righties between 6'1" and 6'3" so long as they wear briefs not boxers and its mid week not a weekend. Davey didn't read the part about "not a weekend" so...

    Taylor also is known to rake at a .366 pace facing non-latino relievers after the 8th inning on the road. Again Davey missed the "one the road" part

    Joc cranks a .391 with .988 OPS one night games starting after 7:09 facing only righties who had hot dogs for lunch. Against any Righty eating red meat with a lower fat % of 12% he's a lethal .077 but against the category of those eating brots and dogs he's solid especially if Joc has 3 or more ice creams before the 5th inning. No ice cream tonight but he was sent to the plate anyways.. so it's on Davey again

    Kike.... Davey should know a minor leaguer when he see's one and let him ride pine... until the next triple switch batting op where throwaway fielding matters.

    Suck it Dodgers fans Davey mutters into his pillowcase.
     
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  2. darth550

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    This ugly Fergy fuck seems to be stepping up more often than not.
     
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    Great, the Brain Dead Hitters coming up.
     
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    Yeah, that was on him, but Dodgers may have not even been there in the first place if not for his efforts.
     
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    Fuck you Grandmal!
     
  6. Gebbeth

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    10 fucking pitches. It took only 10 pitches.
     
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    NL Strikeout Leaders:

    1. Chris Taylor (149)
     
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  8. CapnTreee

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    :banghead:
     
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  9. Gebbeth

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    Why is CT in the lineup so often?
     
  10. VRP

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    WE WINNING THE DIVISION IDC
     
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    There is something so symbolic about this.
     
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    Spare yourself the misery, despair, frustration and stress. It may also save your liver.
     
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    Lose by balk and win like that, both in the same week. Never a dull moment, huh?
     
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    Kemp was flying
     
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    So why does is take 12 innings for this team to figure out how to manufacture runs by walking, singles, sacrifice bunts, instead of brain dead hero ball, especially against the lowly Padres?

    Hmmmm.........I guess the huge moron vortex of Roberts and CT, Grandal, Belli, Puig and cast is too strong to overcome in 9.
     
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    That was a hideous win but who cares. Sweep this excuse of a team tomorrow
     
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    Play Muncy every day.
     
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    Not as long as Dave is fixated on putting Kike' Mendoza in the clean-up spot.

    I guess he never got the memo that spring training experimentation usually ends in the, um, spring.
     
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    The best player on the team is getting benched half the games to plays Chris Taylor’s 3 K’s or Puig’s “looks like he figured it out” after 5 years of realizing this is who he is
     
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    If there's ANY defense for him to hang his hat on it's that he's being told who to play by the FUCKTARDS.

    Of course, he'd robably rather be fired then let that out of the bag, so some other dipshit GM will give him another gig.
     
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