FEDIT POLITICS Thread

This is something I read. Have not watched the WS. Could be fake news

 

Honestly, if that hick fuck Reddick wasn't on the Astros, I'd prefer them to win anyways. As much as I hate the Astros and everything they represent, I can't root for the team that bounced us.

then again, in a couple years every team in the MLB will have bounced us in the post at some point.

 

The facial expressions

Btw, it's funny how CBS and CNN among others color correct footage to make Trump appear orange. You can tell by the background objects and surroundings that they're manipulating the color.

 

That and the fart noise.

My ten yr old sense of humor has never left me. When a fart noise isn't funny I'll be six ft in the ground.

 

I have a faaaaaar left friend who finds that funny. He's not an idiot BUT he's also very immature [like me] so yeah... he laughs his ass off at stuff like this.

 

I had no idea it could get worse but it has
current friend finds my farting hysterical and so of course I've taken it to the next level
she will laugh to the point of almost falling down if I do it right
I have been deep into a sort of situational releasing in public that is a combination of hysterical and embarrassing at the same time
the look on peoples faces (especially hers) is priceless and she sort of ducks and runs while nearly peeing her pants
I don't do it ALL the time but if the timing is good and the situation presents itself I pull the trigger
to date my favorite one was at a depot store in the garden section and I was asking an associate for information on a plant I was interested in
the lady just kept saying "I don't know" to every query and it was really annoying
after a few of these I am now looking my girl directly in the eye and weeeeeeee a high pitched 2 second whistler is unleashed
her eyes get huge and she stumbles backward w her hand on her mouth nearly falling down and turns and moves away quickly
I never looked at the lady but I'm sure she was aghast as I turned and walked off but seriously fuck her for not even knowing anything
when I caught up my friend was literally in tears and of course it set a higher standard of excellence for me
obviously there's no hope for me and I too have never grown up
before meeting this particular girl I went out of my way to never fart in front of a woman go figure

 

Outstanding George Costanza angle on "do the exact opposite" and win ... good on you.

Not quite as brave as you, but I made a cowardly purchase years ago, and NO PURCHASE has ever been as worth it as this $14 expenditure...



I put that in a potted plant at a restaurant ... waited for couples & families to walk past, and hit the button. I saw more men get socked in the arm by wives & GFs that way ... laughed harder than ever ...

 

gotta love that clown garcetti getting out in front of the cameras this morning
"this was not a fire started by a homeless encampment"
is that right dill weed?
typically takes the fire department a minimum of 24 hours to determine a fires origin but apparently YOU have some sophisticated manner of determination
mind telling us all how exactly it did start?
so tired of the agenda of these politicians deflecting any responsibility from, homeless, illegals, muslim extremists etc.

 

started taping the Gutfeld show on mom's tv just for this lol

 

Bad enough that you have uneducated and uninformed celebrities and athletes spewing their political views, shame on the Nationals for presumably voicing their anti-Trump stance. Now I hate Roberts even more for choking away our WS ticket.

 

Roberts is an anti-Trump bitch too
Couldn't take the heat from D.T. in '18
Rich Hill's wife virtue signaled on Twitter after that too
Purge this organization of Wokeness

 

Very happy I have no idea what a fuck virtue is.

 

If somebody does not want to go to the White House, they definitely do not have to go. What's troubling, is the idea that players feel the need to vocalize it as if anybody gives a shit, and even the sports media is so eager to jump all over anything negative about the president.

There were NFL and NBA players who did not go visit Barack Obama. And it was not publicized. Nor should it have been. What the media wants us to believe is that this President is somehow different than all the others. They label anything to do with Trump "controversial" in a matter-of-fact way. It's only controversial to you. There is nothing controversial about putting politics aside and going to meet the president who invited you. Just like it wasn't controversial for all the other hack presidents.