FEDIT POLITICS Thread

I have a no fun too.

Remember The Grammar Nazi from PSD?
I do.

 

here i go setting a trap something im loathe to do but i was in a mischievous mood and then YOU go and spring it and ruin all my fun
now about that nazi guy
you do know i have swiss cheese for brains right
right?
shit has to get pruned every so often or else the multiverse gets all haywire in my brain
i cant keep all these motherfucking white knight wannabes turn pseudovillains in my memory banks forever you know
theres is important shit i need to keep in there
i mean i was playing magic the gathering for a few years for peters sake
not sissy boy standard but big boy commander
i had like 33 decks
and plans for 42 more
or was it 37...
im bad with magic numbers
makes the math go all 3d and shit
learning magic and keeping up with the keywords and rules is more work than a law degree
but i got to bond with my nephews
so it was worth the investment
plus it sharpened my lawyering skills
but anyway this aint about me this about yall and being on topic like a good citizen of dsp

politics!
how bout that JD Vance guy?
too bad hes no longer a never trumper
i woulda loved to hear Trump call him Shady Vance instead
cmon, its rings great, you know it does
JD/Shady... it writes itself
just say it in Trump and it sounds perfect!
Shady Vance, thats what i hear everytime i hear his name
im just sayin, its not like im a politician
so hows that little nickname gonna make it to the big leagues
well theres always hope Trump dumps him for another guy
then and only then would we be able to hear the dulcet tones of Donald Trump call JD Vance Shady Vance
im not much for hope
even in the summers (thats a deep xmen cut for those of you who read fine inked pulp)
but i have recently learned that what most people call my bullshit actually has a name
so maybe, just maybe i can make an educated wish upon a star
that Trump comes to his senses and dumps that zero for a true man of action
you thought i was gonna say hero didnt you
hero, haha what a joke
the people who can stay on topic in a sports forum
they the real heroes

oh and craig, i read the messages between you and diablo
not on purpose of course, the thing sent them to me for some reason
yall cc'd me or something but i just read them yesterday
i never knew you cared
im touched
by an angel and also by a retarded black man that once time in the 80s
but hey i really liked doritos and snickers as a kid
i forgave that guy, i have a soft spot for retards
and the blacks
everyone else though...
~snikt!

 

Yeah, we love you man (no homo). Well maybe a little.
We were concerned about you. Still are maybe a little bit.

 

Thanks man, i appreciate it.
I really do, way more than i let on and if im honest part of the reason i write the way i do is because it allows me to express myself without the burden of the feelings that come with being understood.
I have no idea why i consider that a burden but i cant really handle most kinds of support very well.
I am not equipped with those tools and dont know how to work with that kind of material.
Not when its directed at me, i have to turn away from it like a vampire and the light.
When the only cure for a vampire is the light.

Sorry about all the commotion yesterday but i found a bottle of JB and i kinda had a few sips.
I dont drink. I shouldnt drink.
It mixes bad with the bodies internal juices.
The ones that go up and down but dont have a pump.
And it makes me remember things and see patterns.
Media says that seeing patterns is not a good sign of mental health.
But man did that whisky go down real good.
I was already feeling great before i found the booze.
Then I felt even greater lol.
Now I feel like i got kicked in the hypothalamus.
Outta juice. So maybe ill stay on topic for now.
Just wanted to come out and play with you guys a lil bit.
Like old times lol.
Thanks man for all you done to keep this place going.
For everyone but also for me, so i have a place to come to when i need a little breather.

 

the little machine elves ? lol
no they didnt mention symmetry
they are symmetry
but i think we might be on two whole different subjects
my brains fried right now and im looking for some sugar to eat

im jk about the machine elves btw, im not thaat crazy
imagine if i would talk about seeing that shit lol
but when i rub my eyes i see stars
i think everybody does
and those stars line up symmetrically like a doily pattern made of diamonds
and they dont look like stars with 5 points but like something unexplainable
nothing for me to ever worry about
everyone sees inside lights when they turn their outside ones off
so thats pretty normal
but i dont know what you mean, care to explain some more because i am curious