No bucket of KFC either. Since his now infamous "When will we ever lose again" thread our record is 6-5. So is it safe to say he's to blame for the current slide? JK bro.
In my defense, I admirably served a one-week suspension during which time we had a 4 game winning streak. I was going to continue my suspension, but those 4 games were followed by a 2 game skid, which ended upon my return. Ed, I like the Major League reference. To everyone else: I know what I did. And I apologize. I feel horrible, and I make no excuses for my actions. Lo siento y viva los Doyers.