You can't do shit as a team if 40% of your starters are minor league material and your offense is shaky as hell
Ned, get the fuck on the phone now. We need Cliff Lee and Michael Young/Jimmy Rollins/Aramis Ramirez. Anyone but fucking Cruz! If you can get Kyle Seager than fucking do it!
It's pretty hilarious that the Funny or Die crew took over twitter today. That should be the teams slogan this season. Funny or die. We either are fucking laughable or just fucking dead. This team has no pride except for a handful of the guys.