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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    The bear is bipolar.
    It's the nature of the beast.
    You just have to know its cycle.
    And where the Arctic is from the anti Arctic.
    Once you make it's sleep and wake cycles you can forecast the polarity of the sine wave.
    The you a golden bear.

    But... Now you have to carry all that gold down the perilous ice sheets to take it with you.
    Like most men water doesn't stay hard forever.
    The spirit of solid leaves the snake and it devolves to it's original liquidity.
    But not if you are as light as a feather off the firebirds ass.
    That light won't sink into the bottomless pit.
    It won't be put out by the darkness at the heart of the maelstrom
    .
    Dragons in the other hand.
    Their scales are not so light as Phoenix down.
    And without their scales how else they gonna count their gold and pay out justice.
    Poor dragon doesn't know that he's worth more dead than alive because shekels are made out of dragon scales.
    But being born with shekels all he wants is the gold that the Phoenix can lay.
    And the Phoenix would rather die than give up the goods.
    It's a phoenix... It can always make a comeback.
     
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  2. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    I suspect these 20s will play out like the 1920s

    Microsoft went down over 7% today LMFAO
    Disney is over 50% off right now LMFAO
    Amazon is in the 2000s LMFAO
    FinTech looks like a fucking dream (blood-red everywhere)
     
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  3. TAFNAC

    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    Don't forget Netflix.
    Couldn't have happened to a more Woke company.
     
  4. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Considering tne old nugget, " they all look gorgeous after they announce ' last call' "...would you bang Amy Schneider for $ 1,396,550 ???
    C' mon, now...
     
  5. LAdiablo

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    i'd do my best to fuck your old wrinkled ass for that kind of cash
    learned a long time ago i don't have to look at your face
     
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  6. Bluezoo

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    Wow..how the fuck did I become the fucked one ?
    Ask a simple question that we all know millions have been pondering, and this is what comes of it...
    There goes your shot, btw.
    Now, you have to pay me.
     
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  7. Bluezoo

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    Well, smack my ass and call me Phyllis...Amy's run is fucking OVER !
    You blew it all ,Devil...ha ha.
     
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    i have heard its feasible if you close your eyes and are generous w your reach arounds
     
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    At the #6 dance.
     
  10. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I dont know man... you did move to kentucky by your own free will.
     
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  11. TAFNAC

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    All I have to do is bang her, right?
    Do I have to do a particularly good job, or talk to her after?
     
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  12. Bluezoo

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    Nah.
    Wham, bam, thank you, man. ma'am...
     
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  13. Bluezoo

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    I've always found it interesting that he told poor Ned (RIP), " get those panties down"...
    I'm assuming wearing underwear is not something they do down on the Cahulawassee....
     
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  14. rube

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    They call them panties because they are effeminate.
    Not that they are calling Ned effeminate by calling his tight whites panties.
    Those people are from when there were tribes of tall bald deformed inbred rapist cannibal murders that roamed the area.
    They would scalp the foreskin of the the lesser peoples heads and wear the scalps or skins of their victims.
    The people who migrated here from the pacific called them giants because they were 6 foot tall and some taller while the migrants were usually half a foot to a foot shorter.
    Elites in England used to wear whigs to denote their status as the rulers. Mimicking their aboriginal forefathers.
    And why we are sold in stories the idea that scalping is a wholly indian thing so we assume they invented it too.
    Not whites when whites were indians too.

    Back to ned.
    Giants are like vampires.
    They are the gay lords.
    They make new gays by sucking their blood.
    You all seen the picture of the giant eating a person by the juicy neck.
    Like we do with turkeys,
    Ned was turned by the gay hillbilly vampire.
    But not turned out necessarily.
    Because blade was made a vampire when a hillbilly gay lord giant vampire bit him in the neck.
    But what separates blade from the gays is that he didnt go and do the same to others.
    He rather suffer with the curse of being a daywalker so there can be a line between the gay slaves and the gay lords.
    Its better to be a slave and fight the lord than to want to be like a lord.
    Because lords are required to make others into slaves.
    And that is the gayest thing in the history of the world.
     
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  15. Bluezoo

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    Oh, indeed.
    I'm 1/2 a fag myself.
     
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  16. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Havent heard that one in years.
    Its going the way of the twinkle toed pouf.
     
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  17. Bluezoo

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    My aunt in England would call pubescent individuals of that particular orientation,
    " spotted Prancers".
    Btw, vint age is most certainly mint age...
     
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  18. Gebbeth

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    The thought of self-driving cars is scary. And, since I like driving, I don’t get it.

    You might as well have self driving boxes, because why need an actual car?
     
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    its like standing on the roof of a high rise in the middle of the city
    i feel like i have to jump
    i can't imagine relaxing in a vehicle no human in driving
    my very good lifelong friend insists it the future but i don't see it
     
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  20. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    the only way they will let us have skycars is if they are on an autopilot grid system
     
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