DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    KERSHAW: "What are you up to Tim?"
    WALLACH: "I'm changing the lineup card to fuck up Dumbass."
    KERSHAW: "That's fucken awesome!"
    WALLACH: "Think so?... I got you behind the plate hitting 2nd."
    KERSHAW: "Wow, what a dick!"
    WALLACH: "Funny, your wife said the same thing last night."
    KERSHAW: "Wow, ass!"
    WALLACH: "Ass to mouth, actually... said she liked the nutty taste of my..."
    KERSHAW: "Stop it!"
    WALLACH: "Those words never came out of her mouth, whereas what went in..."
    KERSHAW: "Okay, I surrender."
    WALLACH: "You're making this too easy. I could go on all night -- Hey, she said that too!"
    KERSHAW: :sobbing:

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    Photographer: Donnie, how about a pose for a nice shot.

    Dum Dum: Sure thing. (thinking) This is just super neat. I can't wait to watch the ballgame.

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    Drew: Another tough one up here. Eh Stan?

    Stan:
    This is not the kind of familiar I need to get used to.

    Drew:
    Now can I fire him?

    Stan: Shut up and smile for the camera.

    Drew: :sulk:



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    The quality of this picture is staggering. Not being sarcastic, but that is a GREAT photo with incredibly high resolution.
     
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    I like to think that dumb look on his face fist my caption perfectly...

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    LOPEZ: "Hey Donnie... if you need another player, I'm available."
    DBB: "Thanks George, but with Puig, Guerrero and now Olivera we've got enough Mexicans."
    LOPEZ: "Wow, ignorant and racist."
    DBB: "Yeah, but at least what I do makes people laugh -- which is more than you can say."
    LOPEZ: "Wow :dickhead:

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    DBB: "Hey, way to drive the ball Dee!"
    JROLL: "I swear, if I could kill you and get away with it I would."
    DBB: "You mean like OJ? Wow, racist. Oh wait, that's your line.""
    JROLL: :facepalm:

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    DBB: "How you feeling Carlos?"
    BARNES: "He's done skip, he's throwing pus."
    DBB: "You've been here an hour, what the fuck do you know?"
    BARNES: "I know you're a shitty manager and he's getting shelled."
    J-ROLL: "Werd."
    DBB: "Keep out of this Dee."
    J-ROLL: "I hate you so much."

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    ELLIS: "I'm really having trouble squaring up the ball. Do you guys have any suggestions?"
    NOMAR: "Have you thought about another occupation?"
    ELLIS: "Come on, I'm being serious."
    NOMAR: "As was I."
    ELLIS: "Fuck you Nomar. Hey Orel, you were a pitcher."
    OREL: "A great pitcher."
    ELLIS: "Fine, fine, What would you do if you were facing me and trying to get me out?"
    OREL: "Throw the ball."
    ELLIS: "Fuck you, both of you!

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    Got something on your mind, Koufax???
     
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    AJ: OK Nomar. So do it like this?

    Nomar: That's a lot better. You're close.

    Orel: Nomar. Why don't you grab the bat and show him more directly.

    Nomar: Good idea. AJ, let me see that bat.

    AJ: I don't know man. Is that a good idea?

    Nomar: What do you mean?

    AJ: I wouldn't want you to get hurt or something and have to miss some broadcasts.

    Orel:
    :rofl:

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    Dum Dum: Texas double down. Double switch? Flip the switch. Yum. Texas BBQ after the game. I wonder if anyone will join me. Should I ask someone now? It's not as if I have a lot going on. I hope Lopes isnt the one. It's always him. I should call Charlie, Omar and Orel. Wow. This is cool. Baseball in Texas is neat. I wish my name was Prince.

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    :laff:
     
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    Grady: I know I won't be doing this for very much longer. But I can't even imagine who might manage this team in the future. It is bound to be someone great.


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    DEE: "Ah Dre, itz gr8 2 c u!"
    DRE: "Jimmy, what the fuck are you doing in a Marlins uni?"
    DEE: "Man datz sum funE shit how u punkin Mattingly doe!"
    DRE: "No really Jimmy, what are you doing?"
    DEE: "Man Dre I thot we wuz tite."
    DRE: "Well your Mom was last night... Dee."
    DEE: "Aw u do rememba dawg... hey, wait... man u suk."

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    BUNDY: "Hey Davey, I've got a great idea!"
    LOPES: "Can't wait to hear this one [sarcasm]."
    BUNDY: "You know how you sometimes send runners my way?"
    LOPES: "I presume you mean to third base?"
    BUNDY: "Yeah, but now I gotta better idea..."
    LOPES: "Oh please God..."
    BUNDY: "How bout I send them back to you?"
    LOPES: :facepalm:
    BUNDY: "Nah, hear me out. They'd never expect it and wouldn't be prepared to deal with it!"
    LOPES: "Who hired you?"
    BUNDY: "Not sure really. I used to clean the restrooms, then Ned said they needed to integrate..."
    LOPES: "Say no more..."

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    DBB: "Nice job Troncoso!"
    BAEZ: "Que?"
    AGON: "Don't ask."
    DBB: "Keep quiet Olmedo."
    AGON: :smh:

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    TOMMY: "Damn, that's the last time I eat at Taco Bell... BURP!!!!... Fuck me."

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    TOMMY: "So, what's your strategy for today?"
    DONNIE: "We're gonna go out there and give it our best."
    TOMMY: "No, really."
    DONNIE: "That's it Tommy, let the chips fall where they may."
    TOMMY: "You're not a smart man, are you?"
    DONNIE: "No... not really."

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    ELLIS: "Just wanted to say, you were my favorite Backstreet Boy."
    LANCE: "You have no idea how much I hate you right now."

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